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wow. bondi is well nice, the beach that is.......... we arrived ere after a luxurious stay in holiday inn a 5 star complex so we were used to having a nice clean soft bed to relax on and anything we required was just a phone call awy mmmmmmmmmm bliss. so we need a hostel 2 stay in while we are in bondi as a hotel is too expensive we came across a little hostel which was "fun and full of exciting people" or so the travel agent said. we walked in and were greeted by the foul stench of rotting human and a concoction of sweat,s***,and a repugnant whiff of weed which i might add i find quite repulsive.and to add to insult we were ushered into "my best and god dam biggest room in the building. well i for one was a shocked rabbit caught in the headlights of death. My sis was reduced almost to tears and luke was speechless. we had arrived in 'the hell hole' of oz. we quickly made our excuses and left the building leaving our baggage behind. so , we were back to square one with no where 2 live and a sense of pure horror in our minds and on our faces, there was one thing to do and we were running out of time and energy to do it. Relocate. after many failed attempts to find any acceptable rooms we came across a nice one called bondi beach YHA. our prayers were answered thank the lord. But now we needed our bags from the hell hole oh f#%k.
We made a few feeble plans of what we were going to say to the alco druggie junkie of the hell hole but on arrival to the dump all plans went out the window as he, the evil one, was no where to be seen so Luke and i ran into the cursed w**** house grabbed our bags and rapidly exited with not even enough time to break a sweat we were free......... so we checked in to our new home with a feeling of sheer relief as the first nite rolled in we decided to get a few beers
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