Are you the skinny boy with the puny arms that was starring at me in the maarwwl (only 2 w's sonny) yesterday? How can such a rude fellow be allowed into our country? I hope you have completed the correct entry procedure or I'll have you ejaculated by the nuts in The Immigration Office. Let me tell you, we have to eat as much as we do or we wouldn't get clothes to fit (and the clothes they sell at Cosmos Clothing are huge). In America a Mars a day is a sexual offence. And I don't know who has been teaching you but soda is a type of polish for alloy wheels and we get through gallons of it every day, so if you have been drinking the stuff no wonder you think we're a bunch of weirdos. Next you'll be telling me you've been eating stackers without realising that's dog food. There's nothing weird about us Americans we can spell proporlee and everything. I am a respectable mother who has brung up three children, one of each sex. Jupiter has a very successful career in advertising, as a billboard, Mercury is a professional concert goer, she's a massive fan of Madonna and Sam, the youngest, spun out of orbit and made off with some jerk from England. Get yourself to Fiji so we can get George W to drop cousin Bubba on you and wipe you off the planet (who also happens to be my Great Grand-Mother).
Uncle G.
Interesting start. Gives you more time to take photos. Watch your waistlines,
Cheers, Gary.
Ruth
I still think you are having a better time then us. Its grey, wet and miserable here.
Things can only get better ! Ruth
Catherine
Hello Joe!!
Sorry to hear that not everything has quite gone to plan, hopefully youll manage to find lots to do to fill your time in the U S of A! and at least you have something to look forward to when you have to face coming back to little ole blighty!
God, those burgers must be big, if they are even too much for you to handle in one sitting - guess there is only so much beef one person can manage
Hope it gets better from here on in - very sure it will!
Take Care and look forward to hearing more soon!
Catherine x
Kayleigh
Hey! Can't believe your luck - shocker! But did you really expect plain sailing?! Will get the cake recipe tonight and e-mail it to you. Maybe you can make that in your 4 weeks there now that you won't be flying... Although maybe you shouldn't make it with all that other crap you've got to eat JM miss you! Have fun Kayls x
Craig Charter
Hey Joe,
How disappointing about the flying.
Good to see that teh good Ol' US of A lives up to the reputation I left behind!! Remember if you order a pizza, just have an individual, this may be too much even for you. However, the will not let you leave without a doggy bag!!
Anyway, take care m8 and I look forward to further updates!!
Gary Moule
Best Wishes,
Gary and family.
Sean And Suzanne Cleary
Joe
I am writing this on behalf of Michael Moule. He thought that it would be handy to have hold of Suzanne's parents address and telephone number in the event of any problems, or you may just fancy a visit to the Gulf Of Mexico ( ClearWater).
The details are as follows:
Mr and Mrs Werhnam
2545 Harn Blvd
Unit 5
Clearwater
Florida
33764-5139
Tel: 001 7275389054
Just thought it might be handy if you need any help!
Regards
Sean, Suzanne, Stephen & Elise Cleary
Catherine Mckinnell
And yes, I know I cannot spell....
Catherine Mckinnell
As the nearest and dearest of the bellow "message boardee" I would also like to enforce this question.......
Greg Mckinnell
Joe, I see you have used my title......when can I expect some payment for this?
