Trying to cram as much Miami into one day, I decided to do one of those cheesy tours. It was called 'duck tour' and was on a bus which also doubled as a boat. The plan was to go round and get a bit of a history lesson along with loads of celebrity info and locations etc. It was hosted by one of those over the top failed actors, very pantomime. All the other tourists were armerican and loving it, wooping and joining in. I didn't have a choice because I has to sit ...

The only interesting thing to happen to on my final one night lay-over in Quito was to fall very very sick. I posted a status in fbook saying how everything was going hunky dorey..... The fates, they shall be tempted and thus they commeth down with fury (insert thunder clap and lightening bolt here). I was on the equator (a continuously hot place) and was convulting, feeling utterly frozen. With my organs fighting one another and my bones/brain thudding. I presc...

So first flight done and i'm waiting in miami airport. I am not a fan of flying over water, and that's all this flight was! I tend to want to make the same few jokes on a plane, but don't think many people will get my humour. I managed to suppress the urge to use the 'B' word. I also didn't go through with a final destination-esc 'we have to get off this plane!' skit. Lastly, I didn't even tell anyone that 'there's something wrong with the left falanji!'....one ...