someone confiscate the white sunnies

Ant that girl you were photographed with looks stunning!...oh wait there is no girl....

you boys popping through my county at some point?

Let me know lads

 Later

good photo lads, looks like u r all having great time lucky gits..

how many lady boys has ballsy had yet?

anyway got get back 2 work pore ur beer for your homies back home..

Nice pictures- theres even one where Joe looks sober!  Those ladyboys look quite convincing...

Wow John that girl you are photo'd with looks stunning!!  You are obviously enjoying yourselves.  Have a great time and remember all the warnings your mama gave you before you left!  Trying to get your return ticket changed.  Will be in touch.

Ignore Ballsy's mum, it IS about Mucks and Booze and dont you forget that...Ant your poetic side is coming out, your way with words in the photos is inspirational, keep it up - Good Girl' is my favourite so far! great commentry. John - we have had an offer from Sky Sports for Gin Roullette, Big Money, Paul chuckle, barry chuckle & David Gower presenting...Let me know if we should accept... AFC Felpham On Tour So Do us Proud - I want Stories of plenty of mucks

Boys you could do all this at Butlins!  Find out what its all about and I dont just mean GURLS and BEER!  OK Im just an old hippy...    Joe I am NOT buying you a new liver! xxx

Hello Boys - live it up on your Asia trip. I'm very jealous. Look after my brother - I need him home safely to carry out usher duties at my wedding. And don't let him bring back a Thai bride - I'm the first one to get hitched in our family. x

Jackanakanori shall remain anonymous....but he is always with you throughout your journey. So give him a loving message every now and again and he shall bring happiness into your life. Ive travelled myself, from Hull - Didcot - Yateley, so any travel tips ask me. including you Balls

dont let balls sit on the edge of a tuk tuk, always sit him in the middle - you'll pay the penalty. think where the weight should go. Thats my tip of the day...more in the coming weeks.

wot a bunch of queers, beware lads, balls will literally bring ANYTHING home with him, if that means fulfilling his fantasy of a ladyboy then so be it, that annual subscription to bangkok chick boys is looking like a good investment. word of warning....Be safe.