dear fred dineage, i to am unsure as to the true identetie of the newman. allthough im pretty sure his next door neighbour ordered him copius amounts of taxis and pizzas on a lonely saturday night
Balls
dear fred dineage, i to am unsure as to the true identetie of the newman. allthough im pretty sure his next door neighbour ordered him copius amounts of taxis and pizzas on a lonely saturday night
Fred Dineage
Is there a Kelvin Newman imposter? I dont believe its the real Kelvin - A test is upon us here so: what was ur house number at Westmorland Drive, Whats ur sisters name and your mothers name and what month is your birthday, and what was the name of the people that lived next door to you - this will seperate the good from the bad. Kelvin.....Please step forward
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Chill out, yeah?
Kelvin
cheers taylor, balls is a c*** i will try glitter. laterz
Johny
whoops! thats embarrassing! no more commando for me...its to risky!
Macca
thanx for letting us know 'dad'!
Dad
erm guys in a couple of pics your "member" has been spotted hanging out of your shorts. thought i'd make you aware
Macca
errr, that was me, and whats a pipe?
Taylor
Who's the knobhead who keeps writing 'understand that'?? Understand this.... Your a PIPE! Kelvin - Gary Glitters prowling round there somewhere so get involved...You may be a bit old but put a an accent on or something. Ant are you only pulling birds older than your gran or something? change your game mate or up it...Tell them a nice poem or something. No more c*** ,willys or balls please matthew..we've seen quite enough.
President Of Kl
yesterday a man who looks remarkably like butterbean winked at me...i demand an apology!
