Well well well, Masca here aka (anus) Not a nickname I like by the way! i'd just like to introduce myself briefly, My name is Matt and i'm all about having fun, maybe get naked occasionally and eat crisps but thats a whole different story! 

 Where do i begin with this day, it ended up a messy one! To start with we went white water rafting with some japs, it was all a bit of an anti climax to be honest! We were expecting adrenaline filled rapids with possible broken bones but instead we just got a scenic trip through the jungle and got stuck on lots of rocks! I was hoping to see monkeys aswell, i like monkeys, they make me smile! The jungle scenery was quite interesting tho it has to be said and i stood in a waterfall which was nice! We had to climb about a million steps once the rafting finished, prob the most exercise i've done all year, then we had a nice meal and headed home with the japs!

 Adrenaline factor 0 Scenery 9 Japs 4

 Got back to hotel, decided to move on to another resort where the watersports are! When we arrived we were horrified to find absolutely no one there but our hotel is quite plush, but we're the only four there! So we decided the best thing to do was get very drunk again, so we ventured out to the shops to get some alcohol! Came back with many beers and some horrible local spirit appropriately named arrakattack! this was some potent s**t! we played a drinking game and it got messy, the s**t went down! You need to understand this! We then proceeded to Kuta to get even more drink and check out the muck situation! Ant was looking like some sort of euro gay with a tank top and white sun glasses, me and balls were looking smooth with the aviators and john was just john! I managed to get a gay bloke to dance with ant as a wind up and he knew nothing about it while me and john were pissing ourselves laughing, yes we have photos to prove it too!  Meanwhile john found himself once again enthralled in a dangerous love triangle with the aussie bird and some english tart! So i took the english tart of his hands and showed her some moves, thats just how i roll! All in all it was a mad night with lots of posing in sun glasses going on! Me and ant had a mess about fight on the way back that got very out of hand and we ended up breaking the seat in the taxi, oops! We got back to find Senoir Balls out or the count so we decided to shave him, thats how i do it! Senoir Balls to the hotel lobby please, we have your pubic hair!