I swear I've had a go on Fie and Emily before. Could you send me over a picture of the back of their heads please - I'll be able to confirm for you. Also - I had a quick look at your photos - a couple of thing: 1) Is it not hot out there, thought you would have a tan? 2) How have you put on weight when you're only eating beans?

Oi u nothng wrong with working in a warehouse!!!! Dougs has gd idea go for the pills - u neva no they may transform u to get a bloody work ethic!!!!! lol. There's gotta be a cushty little golf club somewhere round there where u can do b***** all day n just watch dvd's all day!!! Loveridge cud send ur collection ova!!!! lol. Ring ya in bit pest

Pal Just caught up on your latest entry. Sorry to say that I did in fact fall asleep! I'm glad you took notice of no doubt everyones warnings of staying away from those pills for money. However, rather than growing a third breast you might've ended up with a bigger C*ck. In light of this and guessing what you've got to work with down there I think you should go for it. Remember, 2% of all blokes have a micro penis. If indeed the rumours are true and you are one of them then get munching on those pills.... what's the worst that could happen?!

Alright bruv, just checking in to see what ur tally is on the women front. Heard your on over 10, thats pretty good goin. Just been lookin at your photos on the website, not bad, not bad at all, the views are ok too. I watched your dvds, i'm now on your other ones" in 4 all and squirting"....... you little dirty rascal. Sounds like you and the boys are havin a blindin time. 1 little thought on the money front...sperm donating, you could have a nice little prostate massage and earn from it...easy, give it some thought, you'll love it. Perfect occupation. Enjoy the time you've got left there bruv. Happy hunting. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

alright duck lol, well it really does sound like your havin a great time. lucky thing. and you def have a better tan then me lol but its not hard to beat really lol. always remember to live life to full, looks like you already are tho. remember to keep intouch. take care. be safe. remember to use baby shampoo no tears!!!!!! luv ya loads x x x

hi son seems like you are following your old man in sales!! the secret is, in the first 90 seconds of meeting a new prospect, to make them like and trust you. use your undoubed charm but not too over the top! im sure you will find it easy after the first couple of calls. sounds like you are still having a great time and like your taste in women!! if you need any dollars dont forget to let us know.miss you love dad XXX

Hi David Just a note to let you know that we have had snow!!!! It snowed during the night but by the time I finished work it had nearly all gone. It was cold enough for Poppy to wear her new jumper that she had for Christmas. She has lost weight since you have been away which is good as she was getting a bit porky and the vet wants her back next week to check on her weight!!!! Weight Watchers for dogs!! Richard is still off work with his neck so if you get chance I'm sure he would loved to hear from you. Saw Sean in Tescos this week but no-ones been up to much, it always the same just after Christmas. Hope the job hunting is going well. Speak soon. Love u Mum xxxxxxxxxxxx P.s. Still missing you.xxxxxx

I can confirm there was extra weight in the bed that night the boys met the Danish Girls...It was either indeed a Lady or it may have been an extra large kebab. I have been stained but Im not sure whether its a bit of mayo or....

If you pull that Emily Milsey I will not be a happy man.

Along way to go Pal! Spurs are on the march...and we're the only team who has the UEFA, Carling and FA Cup in our hands! U Liverpool fans really live on odd performances!

3rd. Liverpool 46pts 9th. Tottenham 33pts

Hi David Been waiting for something for to tell you about before coming on here, and now I have, as just booked a holiday! Me and paul are going to the Dominican Republic. We've been talking about it for a while now, and went on the internet this morning and found this hotel and decided to go for it. Going on the 15th March and coming back on the 30th. (Day before my birthday, just incase you'd forgotten!) Looking forward to getting a bit of sun. Its really cold here at the moment. Hopefully will still have a bit of a tan for when you come home so we can compare. Although I think we know who's going to win, me who's been away for two weeks or you who's been away for 8 months...I wonder? Anyway I hope you're ok. Sounds like you've made loads of friends. Still missing you lots. Love you. Take care. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx