Milky, why are you writing messages in txt talk as well, learn to talk properly, you will never make anything of yourself!! Dave, keep up the good work pal, the boys are missin the little chirpser around the town so we are looking forward to seein your face!! Get some proper pics on there (women), One love

Soz dave it must hav bin 5 in mornin when i rang u but i just wanted to gloat as i saw ur msg before i went out last night n just 2 inform u of the score (It was 4 nil by the way)!!! That was wot u might call a sweet victory esp as i was surrounded by yids at the time!!! N dougs y wud lennon go to liver-longballa-pool??? wen we all no he's followin carrick up 2 manchester!!!

Seano Mac. The Aaron Lennon show was on the other day against Cardiff. You, (as well as Dave does deep down) that he's only got one good performance in him for Spurs per Season and saves it for a Championship side! Read my e mail address - says it all my friend! Liverpool will get the title next Season... Senor Benny is getting £150m. Lennon to LFC!

Alright mate, was the Aaron Lennon show on at a different time because i think i missed it. I saw the Ronaldo,Vidic,Scholes and Giggs show. Easiest win of the season!!!

opps, you know what i'm like with computers, not sure what I did there! Well how are you? Sorry 2 hear about the foootball results do you think you might have pushed your luck regarding the comments. It seems a long time since I've seen that handsome face around, (missing you) Paul sends his love and as usual working hard. Not that I meant you're not, I know how hard it is too get work out there. Look forward too seeing you soon. Take care Love Lynn and Co.

Hi Moorester Been meaning to post for a while but I have been quite slack!! Sounds like you are having an amazing time. Just got back from watching the mighty spurs get spanked 4-0 by Man U - cheating swine Ronaldo!!! Bet uv been getting stick from the ozzies given the cricket scores! Anyway speedy stay safe, have fun and if your travels ever bring u anywhere near the exotic town of Worthing gimme a buzz! Miss ya pal. Daz

Just a quick little message to all you Man Utd fans (Sean, Rich, Goody, Simmo and the other Glory supporters!) Get yourselves ready for the Aaron Lennon show later on. Im fancying a 3-2 victory with a brace from Berbatov and the wee man himself notching too. Go on the Yids! Good result for Liverpool too lol, I thought you were suppose to be lifting that Premiership Title Dougie?? Always the same Pal!

Hi David just a quick note to say Hi glad to read all your messages cant believe you have been gone for 100 days but nice to hear you are having such a wicked time we had a driver just come back from Sydney he had been out with the barmy army and is wearing a BIKINI INSPECTOR t shirt i thought he had stole it from you i did ask him to keep a look out for this tall blonde handsome englishman and say hi from me but he said he didnt see u keep enjoying yourself loads of love from sue and the gangxxx

As long as there's no kid out there lookin like you we'll all be alright. Have fun mate...keep baggin up.

If the camera adds 10lbs how many cameras are there on you????!!!!! Have fun pal

I thought I'd write a little message firstly to answer some questions and secondly the fact that Im taking a right hammering on my own site! Right...firstly to the Chirpster that is Gareth Bell. Il be honest the tan has slightly faded due to all the time spent recently looking for a decent job but after that comment, screw looking for a job! Im heading to the Beach. Smartass lol. And I thought u knew the camera adds 10 llbs, unless these beans Ive been munching on are full fat or something! That reminds me I hope your appointment with the d**k doctor went well...u really have to start bagging up pal. That rash will soon clear :-). And with regards to Fie and Emily...doesn't surprise me at all! You put the chirp in chirpster! Good to hear from you mate. X Secondly to Mr Loveridge...I wasnt sure how to tell you this mate but there is a child wandering the streets of Sydney asking where his daddy is! The only reason Im letting you know is because the young lad in question continually carries with him a picture of his Daddy. Erm not really too sure what else to say...But I was pretty damn shocked wen I was enjoying this little stroll, only to see yourself with that award winning smile staring right back at me lol. U might wanna let my sis know. Always a pleasure Paul! X Hope everyones OK and its really nice hearing from you. Ive been away now 100 days! Now thats crazy...

Just to let you no Dave that the physio-therapy session i've just had was nothing like that thai massage parlour u told me about!!