Had an early morning game drive with a really good guide. Saw elephants hippos zebras and loads more. On the afternoon got a taxi with Alex Charlotte and lieke into town. Funniest taxi man ever. His name was aysha and he had us all screaming his name at the locals who he claimed to know but some reactions suggested otherwise. Stocked up on Cain spirit (3$ a bottle) and some carling black label. Got a taxi back and had some tea. Played ring of fire on the truck and were meant to have a night game drive but Martyn cancelled it so had to keep drinking. After a few renditions of one direction ( the story the story) we headed to the bar. Alex pushed Someone into the ladies toilets; rate funny. Can't remember much else but apparently lieke had to put me to bed and confiscate a bottle of Cain spirit off me. Rate nice. Told her she stinks off piss apparently too.