Nambucca Heads, New South Wales
Allow me to introduce Ms Midget Bardot the queen of any similarly sized bed. This is the star pictured in the full recline across the bed so she can massage her toes on the back of any unfortunate soul attempting to also sleep in it. It is a nightly ritual which we informed her was dangerous and a we told her the news a Victorian Coroner had said babies shouldn't sleep with mum and dad - "I'm a big girl" she said as she crawled under the covers to recline.