Mr Brookes, your charge of £280.91 for December's mobile phone bill is due now, please send payment through ASAP. Is it possible we could get a photograph of yourself with a large cheque as this is a record for a single month bill and we feel we could get into the national newspapers and get some publicity.

hey pet, i echo blanchets comments regarding the pics? superb! how is sydney life treating you? i hope your making good use of the cbh and the rest of what coogee has to offer. we are having a lovely time in nz. not long till we are reunited in british airspace. lots of love xxxx

morning! are you well? good photos. you recovered after having to cope with the emotional termoil of waving off andy lad? tell rhys i have had no bother from jonathan of late. kind regards vcb

Peter in reply to your comments - I do look drunk on most shots, which isnt a fair reflection of my character. My contact lenses often make my eyes look red and often this makes me look drunk - remember that night in the Coogee Bay Hotel when the bouncer thought i was on drugs becuase my right eye was bright red due to a contact lense malfunction? Also, I have to agree, Dan surely the beard must go. I got my haircut the other day by some Greek guy in randwick, he also does RnB beards, which obviously I will get styled immediately before my return to UK airspace. Regards

I'm pleased to inform you that the facial hair will NOT be shaved off anytime in the near future - I have had hundreds of e-mails many women across the world saying it does wonders for me!

i speak for the nation (the female side, when i say most definatley keep the facial hair!!)

Hey Danny Boy We are in Sydney staying with a family about 15-20 mins outside the city!! Wanting to head up to Coogee one day near end of the week so just let us know what ur up too! Cj and Sf :-)

Excellent Photos dan very interesting, how did things go with Vanessa you going to see her when you get back. Rhys looks drunk on every shot Finally can i speak on behalf of the nation when i say, Dan shave that beard off

Well dannny we would just like to wish you a Happy New Year to you all

hello minty, me and vanessa are continuing the theme of melbourne, we have inherited rhys's ability to attract the strangest person within a one hundred mile radius, and appear to be giving of some sort of signal that says 'come talk, pull up a pew and have an akward coversation with us about egg farming!'new zealand rocks kind regards the lovely vanessa

The best of the xmas pics are now online!

danny lad where are you chrostmas pics?