carlie What day are you guys coming home

Mom PS You have great, strange friends, love the comments. Very creative .

Mom You soon will be home, o how time flies when your having fun. Your travel site is great. All is well here, talk to you both soon, Love Mom

Harry Belfonte Day, me say day-ay-ay-o Daylight come and gonna go home............soon.

Vin Drin Lhop Mit-tuh Dan, trank you fo nie time, you a vey nie man, it wun pleasure to mit you.

Rogers Video Hello..I'm looking for a Mr. Dan Walker. I'm calling to inform you sir that your adult video rental titled " Buns & Hoses # 43 " is now 5 weeks overdue.

annoying Koh San suit tailor. Would you like a suit today?..oh yes..handsome man look good in Suit..how about a silk tie?...i have special today...many, many silk tie for you. Come inside i sell you suit and silk tie.

Thai Ronald Mcdonald pssssst........that's not beef!.

Premier Gordon Campbell Just thinking out loud here but..how lenient are they on drinking and driving n Thailand? I was just wondering where to plan the next family vacation.

Randy King well...there's a problem with SAP#100004656. Seems you screwed up royaly with the account codes.....umph.

Rene well a little over a week and you guys will be back in freezing cold Vancouver agian. Bet you can't wait right..ha..ha. Enjoy the rest of your trip. Lawrence asked if you could bring him back a red silk kimono, a gag ball and some genital wart medication. I was afraid to ask why? see you guys soon.

Lawrence now let me answer Rene's question. I had relations with not 1..not 2..but 3 sea cuccumbers on Koh Sumai. All i had to pay was a 100 baht fine from a Thai oceans and fishery officer. That Rene is a good deal.

Rene Just a little story: when we went to Thailand last, I had a few drinks one night and ended up down a back street in Pat Pong... I paid 1000 baht to give a reach around to a spider monkey...is that a good deal?

Lawrence I heard plastic surgery is cheap in Thailand. Could you please pick me up a brochure on ass implants.Hope you are having a great time.