Well not much going on in oz still enjoying the painting and of course the beach, but we only work 3 days a week so inbetween looking for jobs and sun bathing you start to ponder and ask your self questions you wouldn't normaly think about here's a few ..............
Why does the water flush the other way down the toilet?
Why do the stars look brighter?
If we're on the bottom of the Earth does that mean we're looking at the moon upside down?
Why do i keep getting bitten?
What keeps biting me?
Can that kill you?
Do you bbq everything?
Does it actually rain here?
Are you having pasta again?
Do i really have to shave ever again?
I need a what to work behind a bar?
What the f*#k is a scooner? give me a pint!
Seriosly thats whats in goon? (cheap wine)
You wonder why your drink driving is so bad when you have drive through liquor stores?
Why do you have to put bbq sauce on everything?
Why is Burger King not called Burger King?
Have you seen my blue Hoody?
F*#k me if i'm wrong is your name Gertrude?
Do i have to get a job?
A middy? now you are taking the pi**! give me a pint!
Where are we?
Do we have to go home at some point?