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Alright people, been in Bangkok since Saturday night and am leaving tomoro morning to go to Cambodia. Went to Soi Cowboy last night, a street packed with bars where they filmed some bits of the hangover movie, mental place! There was more skin than material and the birds there were nutters! The Thai birds spoke better English than me, which isn't hard I guess. One bird was talking to me bout something to do with English queens and I said I ain't got a clue, she said "didn't you go to school" ha, fair comment when she knows more bout my country than me ha. In most of the bars the toilets are shared, so you got a few urinals and then a cubicle for the birds, I was doin my thing when a bird working behind the bar came out of the cubicle, washed her hands then came over and popped her head over me urinal peering at my stuff ha I said you ok there!? Haha like i said nutters! They love the ping pong balls here and I witnessed one bird shoot about 15 balls out into a beer jug, she was a tiny thing I honestly dunno how she packed them haha! Me and the lads done one of the Ping pong shows a few weeks ago when we was in Bangkok the first time but a few lads and a French bird missed out so wanted to see it, you'd be surprised how many birds were there in the crowd! One of the birds was shooting the balls out into a glass, she missed one ball and it hit the glass and bounced off into the audience and everyone jumped out the way of it screamin and laughin like it was a dangerous spider or something, and this French geezer just stood up, bent over and picked it up with his hands and chucked it back to her ha everyone was like nooooooo haha crazy ass French, I said he better wash his hand or it will fall off ha. I learnt a new way to open up a bottle of beer too! On me last day at koh Tao I woke up and headed for the beach bar for a last brekky, had a asia breakfast which is just a massive fry up and a banana smoothie, when I went to square it up, the bloke looked at the bill and done a double take and looked at me and said "no San Miguel!?", I said na I'm pacing myself today mate, he shook his head and said "impossible" haha had a name for meself on the island already. The girls desperately wanted to do the lady boy show on the second to last night I said no way charlie you ain't gettin me in there, they said yeah your coming with us I said na I'll go to some bar and meet you laters but they weren't having none of it and literally grabbed my wrists and marched me there, turns out it was hilarious I was wetting myself! I reckon I had more fun than they did haha watching them do the moulin rouge lady marmalade song all dressed as the characters miming the words while shakin their junk about was a proper crease up!! I'll try put a vid up on here if they let me ha. I'm gonna do the lebua sky bar again later today only this time I'm goin early to catch the sunset, £10 a beer up there so I'll be sippin it slow! Anyway I'll give you a shout when I'm settled in Cambodia, laters guitar hero.
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Mum Life never dull eh mate ;-) xx