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"Jeg syntes godt nok den var lidt svaer at lukke...."/"I have no luck"
first and foremost, the last blog had some spelling mistakes, and we just want to say that we wrote it in like ten minutes.
Sunday, we stayed in. Well, Cecilia stayed in and nursed a serious hangover. Kira and Jules went out, got food and came back. later that evening, we went out to dinner with Serena, Fiona, Katie, Alistair, Roy and Andy. very fun, and of course, lots and lots of food. If ever you have the chance, try the dumplings with the peanut sause. HEAVEN!
After dinner, we girls went to the other bar street called something along the lines of lom qaui fuk. we're not really sure. this was a completely different setup from the night before. where everyone had massed together in a huge group the night before, people were more grouped and less drunk.
after a beer,and a few jello shots, filled in syringes, we decides to locate the real bar and get some "proper" drinks. now this is where the fun begins. those of you who have known Cecilia for a while, knows that she attract seedy old men. fun fact about Julie: she attracts seeedy asian men, especially chinese bartenders with bad highlights and crap clothes. after giving her her drink, he gave her a napkin and proceeeded to "show" her that he wanted her to wipe sweat of his brow. hello, can i get an ew? although, we did get a free shot of jagermeister! Cecilia didn't like Julie's drink, and thinking that the cups on the counter were used (and therefore going to be thrown out) spat the sip out in one of them. hope nobody got that drink.
after this, we went back out into the street, where everyone was now wasted (though not us) and much friendlier. for about an hour we danced and sang along to lots of songs, the favorite being "Sweet Caroline". somewhere inbetween here we got a few (read:many) drinks in, and at this point Julie and Kira were drunk, Cecilia not so much. this caused Julia and Kira to try and bargain a pair of pink flashing horns from 40 dollars to 5.safe to say, they did not succeed, but they did manage to get them down to 20 dollars! they were very proud. Julie has even declared her love for them.
Julie really, REALLY, had to pee, so we sought out to find a "suitable" toilet. we found one in a Canadian pub, filled with american exchange students and british boys. yes, BOYS! so, the toilet was upstairs, and for some odd reason, Kira wanted to take a picture. REMEMBER, she was drunk and therefore needed support, and being the genius she is, stuck her fingers in the doorway. Julie tried to close the door, Kira screamed and Cecilia was shocked. what the hell had just happened? Julie opened the door to a gsping/screaming Kira, who was clutching her handand swearing in danish and english and any other language she could get her hands on. *wink, wink* then Julie said "what happened?!" and kira kept swearing and gasping, so Cecilia said "she got her hand stuck in the door when you closed it". after this, kira kind of shoved us aside, because that hand "NEEDED TO GET UNDER COLD WATER". this didn't really help, so we went and got ice. Julie was in the bathroom, peeing and feeling shocked. by the time Julie came out, Kira had started crying:the shock had worn off, and the pain was setting in. Then Julie started crying, and Cecilia started laughing. I mean, it was a weird situation, how else were they supposed to react? but everything got figured, they had a drink and emerged from the bar into the crowd. Again.
out on the street, Kira started LOTS of conversations with gross men, who were left hanging when they realised that Kira was just being friendly and did not intend to do anything other than talk. sadly, this left Julie and Cecilia to deal with them. out of the blue, something landed on Julie's head. can you guess what it is? we'll give you a hint: people use them alllllll the time. if you guessed a condom, you were right. Kira and Cecilia were convolsed with laughter, and Julie was freaking out, saying "come on, what is it? tellllll me!!" finally, C and K had pulled themselves together enough to tell Julie, but refused to take it out of her hair, so J had tro do that herself. well, at least we're being safe?
J needed to pee AGAIN, so we headed back to the canadian pub, where the bathroom line had grown. suddenly there were actually people waitring in line. to pass the time, C told people in the line that the dude in the mensroom was taking a dump in the urinal. this started a running joke, so everytime someone went into either the gents or the ladies, people would say they were taking a massive dump. C did this to K, and some random guy played along, causing K to get very uncomfortable.as payback, K told some poor chinese dude, who worked in the pub, that C was taking a massive dump, and that she had been out there "for like ages". when C came out, completely innocent, the guy put his shirt over his mouth and nose and only dared to go halfway in before fleeing.
once downstairs this canadian, late 20's, hit on C, and promised to buy the girls a round if C stuck around. free booze? i talk til the sun comes up.... but the guy changed his mind halfway through and refused to pay for K and J's drinks. C quickly reminded him of his offer, and told the girls not to order any more drinks on his tab.
out on the streets, K and C started playfighting, which ended with J tapping some random dude on the shoulder, saying "have you met my friend C?" this in turn started K doing it to J and C doing it to K, which ultimately resulted in the girls being stalked by the infamous man in the white rugby t-shirt. he followed us around for like three hours.
Walking down the street, J spotted a very cute guy, whom we'll name T. after telling C that she thought he was cute and getting encouraged, J went over and struck conversation!!!!!!!! J disappeared into a bar with him, but emerged as he had spotted the english rugby team and told her to "wait for him". but J was drunk and annoyed, so she left the bar and found C+K again.
later though, as the girls walked down the street to catch a cab home, J found T again, and confronted him. he explained, she smiled and lips may have locked.
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"From now on I would like to be referred to as Xena, the warrior princess"
next day, J and K woke up with a terible hangover. C was fine. they had planned a dim sum brunch with Serena, Fiona, Katie and Ailstair and some business ass., but as they approached the mtr-station, J had to admit that she was not feeling anywhere near well-enough to go. K was not feeling to hot, but decided that she wanted to go to the brunch. so C + K set off to brunch, and J went home. Once at the restaurant, K managed very well, and actually felt better. Meanwhile, J was not feeling better at home....
when C and K returned J was feeling a little better, and the girls decided to go see a movie. of course, only s***ty movies were playing such as underworld 3 and sex with chopsticks, so we decided to go to..... DAN RYAN!!!... for dinner instead! while there K decided to pay C a compliment by telling her she had bongo lips, afro hair and a warrior-stance. this, obviously, did not go down well. K then tried to explain that C reminded her of Xena, the warrior princess. try to picture it: C head on Xena, with afro hair and hugggggggggggggggggggge lips.
LOVE,
Kira, Julie and Xena
p.s. we have learnt that:
- jello-shots taste like ass
- Julie is a hot comodity in Asia
- Kira will lose her right hand by the time she is 30 (she burned her hand before coming to HK.)
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