Esther, (flower), hows it going out there? Hope ur having a fab time, just to let you know i wont be here when u get back as i will be leaving. I am going to join the met police force! Anyway keep having fun. Teddy

u whoooo ladies. sounds and looks like ye are having a ball. i am so jealous! i have 1 thing to say we need more photos of hotties!!

LOLA SHE WAS A SHOW GIRL.............

Hiya babes, I've seen lolo's carpets and they are minging, on your return I suggest you stop of at the hire shop and pick up an industrial sized hoover and carpet cleaner, it might be too late by then so you may have to stop at carpet right!!! Really missing you and sooo wishing I was there instead of here watching lolo's carpet moving (dust mites I think!) Hannah's missing (probably at lover boys) she must have got fed up of lolo's carpet and is in hidng incase she has to clean it, soon enough it's going to grow feet and walk anyways, right thats enough about the carpet and until I have something better to write to you about I will leave you in peace. jfb xxx

Hi Babes I have only just worked out how to send this message to you, it has been a week and I nearly managed to send this on my own. Jenny has spent the last hour teaching me over the phone. One day I hope to have an advanced technological brain like hers, so that I can get the hang of this interweb thing. Anyhow, I just want to put your mind at rest, don't worry about the hoovering, I'm leaving the place to fester until you come back. I did'nt want to ask Hannah to do it because she might do herself an injury and break a nail or something. Oh yes mum sends her love, we all miss you especially the carpets. I hope your having a fab time, and maybe you'll meet the man of you dreams while your out there, if not, don't worry I'll keep an eye out around the job centres and bus stops... I've seen a few possibles, they've got there own teeth and everything. Anyhow onwards and upwards keep in touch love you loads. from Big sis Lorraine

You can tell im sooooo bored all the messages are from me. Anyways girls it looks like your enjoying yourself whilst some of us are slaving away and im not going over to lolos to do your housework, (get hannah to do it) Im going to take my bike licence being as i dont want to get caught and then i will have a beast in between my legs! (i know whats going through your mind esther but im talking about my bike. Im taking your mother to wales next week and the kids are on half term (let me slit my wrists now) Must go and pretend to look busy so speak soon love the bestest sister in whole universe xxx

Hello there matey, Hows it going? Hope all is well. I'm loving the picture of you and your boyfriend Esther his HOT!!! hung like a donkey too!!!!!!! Any Hot Guys? Why haven't you e-mailed me you lazy B*tch to busy getting drunk probably anyway you need to come back soon as you forgot to Hover the House and Lolo is pissed hahaha (joke) BIG NEWS: I've taking your Job they said that your a lazy ass and they need someone who can actually get to work ontime and WORK. Dont forget me Love u long long time :) x Hannah x

Hiya girls. hope everything is well with you both. Esther, missing you loads need to hurry and get back. Nothing new happening you know same **** different day. Hannah's been over and no doubt I will see a lot more of her so you need to get back and take her off my hands!!! (only joking hannah cause I love you too) anyways keep us updated and speak soon. lots of love top banana xxx

hey esther, i'm missing you but guess what??? remember those yummy chocolate shots we had? well i've found them on the internet (not that i've been looking for them!) i hope your making good use of your birthday present, don't let the side down.

Hey Ci (and Esther even though i dont know u!) hope ur having a great time pet!! miss ya! be wary of those lady boys...hoot hoot score score boom boom!!! enjoy n keep us updated xxx love all in NCW xxx

Hiya girls, Glad to hear you landed safe. I don't have to say it cause I know you will, but have lots of fun and Esther don't be pulling no freaks (you know what I mean!!!) Can't wait to hear from you. Lots of love Jen xx

Uwhoooooooooooo...... did ye get any sunshine yet? Hey we got one photo but still waiting on the after hours ones!! no pics of ye with randy andys!