Hiya girls, still waiting for an update!!! Hannah stayed round last night and we were soooo bored just eating cheesy balls and chocolate smartie cakes (there goes the diet) that I got the telescope out and showed Hannah the lunar eclispe which was amazing to watch close up. We had a quiet evening in, the boys stayed elsewhere and Jay (i mean Brad) was out. So what have you been upto? When are you going to update? I know your not still in Malaysia and that you should be down under somewhere. Having a lazy day today so I hope you update soon and let us know whats going on. Until then lots of love Jen xxxx Ps thanks for the postcard

Hello there matey THANK YOU I've received your postcard its looks amazing there but you really should have sent me a random postcard with a half naked fit bloke on it hehehe P.S love you long time! News flash: Jen's Pregnant hahaha i'm f*cking with you

Hi babes It's big sis again. I met up with Jenny today we went to Kew today... we didn't buy anything but don't worry we had our mocha's and I ate your piece of cake. Ron is thinking of taking the kid's to Grenada for a week starting march 18th I think, the kid's passports are out of date so he's going to get them on Saturday. His mum is going to be 70 so its a bit of a family reunion. My passpost is out of date also, did you take yours to the post office or did you just post it and how long did it take? Anyhow if they go a serious situation will arise...... I will be left alone with Hannah. Don't you just envy me. All is well for now... I am making plans for when they go, Hannah has suggested getting fit ...running and swimming. I'm thinking more eating pizza and sitting infron of the TV... I am sure we can come to a compromise. Anyway I've got to go now and collect the kid's from school. Love and miss you loads Love Big sis Lorraine.

Hiya girls, how are you both doing? Im rather upset that your last journal entry was on the 21st of February and its now March!!! I have been shooting down all the pigeons if it looks like they have anything in their claws just to see if they have any post from you but so far I have only received bread scraps, only joking all you animal right activists plus your friend who is becoming a police officer (although he obviously watched hot fuzz before making that decision!) So what have you been upto? Who have you been hanging around (or picked up whilst goggle eyed?) We have been seeing a lot of Ryans Uncle Wentworth lately and he is looking finer each time, ( I think he has the hots for me but I dont want to upset Hannah or my man Brad.) NEWS FLASH: We have found you the man of your dreams (not Wentworth Miller or Brad Pitt as they are with your beautiful sisters) but this guy is lovely, he is in gainful employment (not a carpet cleaner as is was Lolo who spotted him first, I just needed to clarify that,) Works in London as a stock broker, has a number of properties around the world and a gorgeous yacht, his penthouse is spectacular, we have told him so much about you Esther that he cant wait to meet you, I will forward his picture to you later. Anyways I must be going I need to take my drugs (prescription ones Mr Pegg!) Love you long time and speak soon Jenny xxxxx

Esther!! hope ur having a ball!! so much has hpnd in LOST! ok, Kate and our man have escaped the island wohoo! Danielle's daughter's dad is Henry!! Desmond can see the future and says Charlie will die! oh no Hobbit gonna dieee!! ok cant remember anymore! oh yes, PB Wentowrth is looking FIT/HOT as ever!!!!! XXxxX

Lovely Evil Twin!! Got your postcard, we all looked at it and then shouted, jumped up and down and spat on it with jealousy! Dave the Hoofs HAnds Wacko Jacko is driving me mad, as is LMB, Christopher Robin and Teddy, you had better not extend your trip, i can't stand it. love the photos, are coming back with an elephant in your suitcase? Will you bring the Hoofs a Thai bride defore you leave, its his last shot at happiness, even if he has to pay for it

Hi little sis, Sorry for not contacting you sooner, I've been busy with the carpets.... I know this jokes getting old, we'll have to think up a new one. I hope your having a fab time. The sisters went out together on saturday, we are all missing you. Nothing exciting to report at present... I'll make something up for next time. Take care of each other, missing you loads. Lots of love Lorraine.

Love the pics! We missed you on sat. We went to Brent Cross and all got plastered with foundation on the beauty counters. Still getting over the fact (as are the dolly birds) that we different shades - me being the darkest (only cuz you wernt there). love you always my beautiful sister

hey slappers hows it going love ye re pictures ye look like ye are having a great time

Hello there girls Hows it going it sounds like your having a fab time! NEWS FLASH: Lolo has gone into cleaning frenzy and those carpets have been washed at last hahaha Anyway all is well here not much gos i've been missing our late nite chats and our gangsta dance. Prison Break Update: So much happening i'm ahead of everyone i'm on Episode 8 and its getting juicy Wentworth takes all his clothes off!!! oh no that was in my dreams but i hear that he does strip off in one of the episodes anyway the young juvenile (David Apolksis) on of the fox river 8 gets shot by the FBI agent and the fox river 8 meet up find the money they were looking for and are now going to split ways again but wentworth tells the latin guy (Fernando Sucre)one of the fox river 8 to pretend that his taking the money but it a set up to cut Tea bag out. But Tea bag was smart enough to fill a bag of newspapers and gives it to latin guy and keeps the money and leaves with it all. Its wicked!!! better go now some of us have to work :) Hannah x

We were all at Lorraine's place for Naomi's birthday (and your mothers) when we got your text. Was not the same with out you - actually better cuz we had more cake left over JOKE! Missing you, you better be having fun for your spinster sister. X

Uwhooooooooooo girls..... ye'r looking well no red eyes on them photos, ye must have been sobre most of the time! Yee pack of travellers in yer gippo van! I hope ye haven't been looking up those strange monks dresses??? well have ye? they probably have their bikinis lines done like their heads... don't answer that please.. they look wacked out of it, hope they haven't given ye any magical drinks... Tubes??? is that what they call tyres over there? have they any other funny names? So I haven't seen any fine strapping men in yer photos except for that statue on the boner... please keep us entertained.. some monkey pictures yes monkeys...yawn of a day here... Triona