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Chuckle Brother's World Tour
The wine district!
You can blame the information center they gave us the combo of bikes and wine tasting! the info guy reminded me of this guy i had seen trying to chat up a cheetah i thought he was trying to pull a fast one but no we actually could rent bikes to visit and taste free wine!!!!!
We ended up driving to a little town whose only reason for being there was to make wine a rent bikes to visit these wineries. So we sadled up got our wine noses out and cocked on. So funny we went into these privately owned wineries with our best actors hats on doing every thing we had seen on those wine programmes to look like we knew wot we were doing.
We had a good smell first, circled in around and muttered teh words oh woody, or mmmm oak, desperately trying to sound like our wine know ledge was better than a bunch of lambrini girls behind somerfield car park.
As can imagine our pedalling got more and more wobbling and our comments in the comments page got more and more offending. We ended up dont ask how..........joining onto an over 70's wine tour (the jerry ferry!) where they taught u how to drink wine now at this stage i thought they werer all going to be bib wearers but it was ok. The guy taught us some good moves inthe wine trade withthe whole smelling the wine and looking at it in the air. We even got a bit of female attention... oh if i was only 50 years older, and no awkardness in the moring when she forgets your name its just nature there baby!
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