Hi there

pick up email - message about flights!!!

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Hi folks,

Yes i know you have missed me, i haven't been on for a while.

My god u two are invincible dodging flash floods, life threatning food poisining, gangrene of the two and saving lives in typoon season seas, oh and phantom pregnancies in the guise of a cramped pooh !! ew i even disgusted myself then.

I don't really have much to report except my car has died. and yesturday i witnessed the chief exec of the NHS ( YES THE BIG MAN FROM LONDON) waltz with our big boss at east lancs pct!!! Who is also a man and both have larger than average bellys. I was in stitches i was asked to present at a confrence for all the directors of services, councils, police education etc. The key speaker was cool guy and the waltz, which he had us all doing was part of a practical demo and watching all these grey suites stiffly trying to seem fun and have some movement was priceless.

Good news Howard St is up for an award so i get to go to London for a Gala diner nd awards evening, not sure we will win but good to be shortlisted.

Nothing 2 report on Big art apparently it is behind schedule.

Helen had her op 2 day and it has gone ok. She looked bit ugh tonite but she will be fine after a good sleep.

Debs hope you manage to stay well.

Chris well done!!

Debs u sound in awe of your lovely fella, if he carries on suprising you and impressing you like this you will be asking for his hand in marriage!

Only pulling your leg but you are the perfect partnership for getting the most out of your adventure.

Love 2 u both

Vicki

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Just a quickie whilst Im at school.

Chris - Im very impressed and amazed of your life saving skills. Sounds horrendous - good job u were there!

And Debs, when you wrote about Chris saving this woman's life in a manner of the Hoff from baywatch I couldn't help but laugh my head off and remember the time in Magaluff when you dove into the 'sea' but actually landed straight on the bottom of the sea bed. You cut all your chest and actually concussed yourself u berk!

Well done again Crisp!!!

Lots of love x x x

Hello u2

you REALLY shouldn't be let out alone u2........it's definitely 2 dangerous being near you at the moment!!!

But well dun chris AND DONT do it again pls.
AS FOR YOU DEBS your system seems to be rejecting your lifestyle right now,so your guna have to go back to your 5 a day...

I think it's safer when your stroking tigers and playing with snakes.

Talk to you soon.
Take care the 3 of you !!!!!!!!!!!!

Loadsa luv as always
mumsy trix xxx

Alreet

Sorry not sent you messages before. All sounds good over there. Bash what a hero man!!! As if lord of the rings wasnt enough there's gonna be even more stories about you now!

Been reading the blog. Sounds class. Im still gonna try and meet you somewhere next year if I can get the hols off work.

Catch you both later, enjoy Vietnam

What cant you do chris! first you destroy the one ring in mordor then save a vietnamese lady! YOU ARE MY HERO!!!!

Hello sweeties

what a mad few days!! Soooooooo glad you both safe. It could have been sooooo different, especially with drunken doctors and ultrasound scans!!! (mmmm note to self - nag about babies on their return!!!!) We are very very proud of you son, and well done for being brave and thinking of others. Please remember to take care - need you both back in one place so can nag about babies!!!!

love you both

mum

PS. sorry about message following dads but been in bed with migraine and didn't know about your antics!!!!

oh my god chris!!!1 i cant believe it. get u mr hero of the hour!!! thats so brave. iv been boastin all over the shop about my brother who saved someones life!!! haha u shud b proud. n poor u, not the stockiest of lads towing a fat woman in shock hehe.

i well miss u, the pics of u jumpin in waves made me think of wen we were little!!! u never ever got out of the sean n i always got cold. so got out n was bored. n then, ud finally get out of the sean and id finally hav some1 to play with...and ud b 2 tired to do anything and just flop!!!!!!

hehe and debbie, r u ok? i was really worried about u. and u np wot they say. if a couple can get thry constapation then they can get thru anything hehe. i miss u. theres no1 2 b a goon with

not much happening. 2 me at the minute i had drama assessments 2day n they actually went really well. io did 2 monologues and then he gave me a script 2 read right there and then said ok ur in a car with a taxi driver who only speaks french n keeps puttin his hand on ur knee (deja vu from being on the train)

hehe but yeh it went really well so im pretty impressed with my litle self anyways get me a comment on myspace tellin me how u r soon

love u both xxx xxx xxx

3+5?

Hello you too

Glad your better Trix and keeping out of the sun.

Chris always knew you was a star well done for saving the old girl but please be carefull.

A English lad has been drowned in south Thialand in a cave by a flash flood, only his girl-friend survived by standing on a ledge for 16 hours. So please keep this in mind, we already have one hero in our family (me) and don't need another.

Going for Tee now Bye and be safe

Dad / Mum

Hi Son, debs, hope debs is OK now. I cant believe how brave you two are. I need 4 star hotels or perhaps a sandals resorts. Karen send her love!.

My pal has just come back from sandals in jamaica. when he arrived they told them they had a free upgrade to a suite. they only had their own butler each. They gave them a mobile phone each and when they wanted a drink they just call the butler. Thats sound more like what i need. But i guess i wont see what you ll see. The beach looks really good. Hope you showed the vietnamise a few tricks. Good public relations.Have been snorkelling yet. Cant beleive your 30 HOUR trip , nightmare.

its great keeping up with your adventure

love Dad, Karen Mike and Lewis

take care,

heya guys. not much 2 report. me mum sue wooley and dad spent the weekend uin london which was fun. sue ran past a security guard at closing time. me and mum didnt go shopping. but then got drawn in my sales and boots. me sue n mum had time 2 kill and ended up polishing off 2 bottles of wine. england won the footy and the rugby. didnt no if u knew. bet u do. erm wot else.? we went 2 china town but the grownups insisted on gettin a set meal which was a bit crap. but we all ate with chopsticks and thought of u...ha pissed n chopsticks r not a good mix. yeh thats pretty much it

oh its my half term next week so il b at home!!! whooo. and chris, iv named ur car clive. the pink corsa. cause it needs a slightly gay name cause its pink. and cause clive goes so well with corsa. ha debbie i bet u agree with me

anyways godda go love u both xxx xxx xxx

4+5? tricky tricky