"Who's the hot babe making moves on me? My heart is melting, but then again, so is everything!!"
I'm determined to win if I'm paying................
Simon
My Caption Comp entry number 2:
"Who's this nutter? She keeps grinning and pointing at me and making me pose for ridiculous photos."
You should have sold your old trainers to medical research. They'd have probably developed a cure for the common cold with them!!! And I'll start the bidding at 13p (unlucky for you).
Amy
I have to say that I think Anna is in the lead for the caption competition! I love it, I have just woken the internet cafe up with my laughter! (I'm used to strange looks these days, in fact I like to live up to them) and I do believe that Simon has kindly offered to buy Moet for the winner!! Thanks Si, you're a gent....
Thanks for the thought Anna, but I have splashed out on the rather sad looking budget to buy myself a shiny new pair, though will need to re-coup the cash somehow......sell my body maybe.....50p anyone???!
Annabanana
My Caption competition entry:-
The perfect partner for an exciting night out...two balls, not a lot up top, and you can dop it in your vodka with a slice of lemon, when you're bored with it :).
Love the stories - do you want us all to club together and send you money for new trainers?
xxx
Sarah, Glenn & The Boys
Hello you! Your journal just gets funnier and funnier and worthy of Bill Bryson at his best. I can't believe I missed your call in the office this morning - so glad you are safe and sound in Sydney now. What's on the Agenda then? Have a bonza ripper time.xxxxx
Simon
My Caption Competition entry:
"When you said you were "this big", I didn't realise you meant in height!!"
Free Champagne all night for the winner when you return..........?
NA
Caption Competition Entry.....
Amy thought she'd finally found her perfect man - he was as cool as ice, perfectly formed and a snappy dresser. Unfortunately for Amy he only lasted as long as the average man before going soft.....
Amy - I hope the winner gets some thing FABULOUS! XXXXXXX
Julie
Hi Amy - How are you? I've just read your latest message. Oh my god... how funny! I was sat here cracking up. I could hear your voice in my head when I was reading it - especially the bit about SINGLE HERE, SINGLE OVER HERE!!! So funny, it's making me laugh now writing about it! ha ha. It sounds like you are still having a fantastic time - good for you, you deserve it. Nothing new to report really, been spinning today and it was so hot in the gym - u can imagine what I looked like! Anyway better go. Lovely to hear from you. Take care matey Love Ju xxx
Annabanana
Oh my God, what a fantastic journey you're having - your tales are cracking me up!! :0) :o) - minging trainers - that was gross! :)
How much have you done already - it's amazing and very inspiring! :)
Take care, speak to you soon, and I'll keep watching
Love Annaxxxxxx
Chris
Rabbit shearing!!!!!!!!!! my god woman - how did you manage not to free them all - sounds bloody awful!
Your latest entry (oo-er) has had me cracking up. I cant believe how excited you sound at having the normal luxuries in life back - its soooo funny. Anyhow, glad you are still having the time of your life - Na and I are still having our Sunday drinks you will be pleased to know. Couple of weeks have been scorchers too but so far neither of us have burnt! take care you....
Sarah Elliott
G'day or is that just australian talk? no message for a while cause been off on my last course. Get me, I have a diploma! all qualifed now.
Wow you really are having a fantastic time. Proud of ya honey.
Your journals are absolutely brilliant to read. You write with great humour. just to let you know that BCM are quirky with the number of hits on your site and we have had to fight to get access back today. However, it could be taken away from us again.
Continue having a fab time XXXX S
George
Hi Amy - I have only just had time to read your journal and haven't laughed as much in ages - I could actually hear your voice in my head reading it all out as I went along - how scary i that !!! South America sounds very scary & absolutely brilliant all at the same time. Not sure that I could of coped with the Hilton Hostels that you have ended up in (especially the delightful men that you've been forced to inhabit with !!) I am very jealous about your arrival in NZ- somewhere I've always wanted to go - I'm sure it will be fantastic but all very tame after what you've just been through. Keep having a fantastic time & making the most of every day / experience. Take care. Love George