AHH!! coolio jus read ur mess so the bums a little sore then lol need some of that baby cream lol yeh gd gd we'l defo have to catch up i am goin away but will defo make time. but goin bk to uni so early what about my bday?!?!? the wkend was gr8 even tho i didnt get the contract resigned the stupid fools didnt turn up to the appointment. anyways i hope ur having lots of fun and taking lots of photos love lotsxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Pat (mum)

We went on the elephant trip today and my bum really really hurts. it was amazing tho!

Yeah im going to def come home on the thur, charlie is dropping me early on. Then im heading back down on the saturday for the party. Im back then monday day, staying all week til the friday. Then im at charlies for the weekend and back home til i go back to uni, thinking around the 20th whenever is good for dad. So that way i have a few weeks in all at home. I can come to nics graduation for the day if i can get a ticket too which will be good.

Westlife....what are you playing at??? although the village is gorgeous! Heading to bangkok tonight. Flying on to phuket in the morning for the beach and all that.

Love you lots and looking forward to seeing u.

Jen xxxxx

Gosh you're going to be busy the first 10/11 days. You will see Nat now if you definately come home on 2nd. She goes away on 3rd. Will let you know our exact plans later but if this rain keeps on we won't be going to Cornwall. We will see.

How does a roast dinner sound on the 2nd or you can choose what ever you want. Let me know. I'm going out with Margaret tonight to a 'West Life' tribute night. The things I get myself into. It's at the Village so it should be a good night really.

Speak to you Sunday.

Love and miss you loads.

Pat

typed it all out and it deleted so here it is in brief, sorry.

Pat (mum) Hey its pretty here/riding elephant tomorrow. Things planned for when im back - stay at charlies til 2nd to help with move, come home and see you before weekend away. Back to charlies on 4th for uncles party, then home for further 5 days til 10th/11th for charlies mums bday. Please let me know your plans whenever you know so i can make the most of seeing you. Sorry to be brief.

Love you xxx jen

Bev (mum) hey hope you got that sleep. all the bits you get will be lovely im sure. on a budget tho...you? hehe. Cant wait to see you too. Would love to come to dave and alis party, jen too. (cant keep her away) hehe. and so glad we are there for your birthday, will make a nice change. dont worry are backs will still be strong for the move. home til 20th august. start uni on the 24th sept. lots of time to spend together. wish dave well on his test and thank chris for picking us up. Love to you alll. oooo and ill show you all my goodies soon too. Have a brilliant time on your cruise, make sure dad treats you lots, sure he will.

All my love, Charlie xxxx

Coen - enjoy your weekend. Jus heading home coz running out of money and things to do. Look forward to a catch up. Explain about it all wen i see you next, as i said ill give you a text when im home. Wish me luck with the elephant riding tomorrow lol. Loads of love Jen xxxxx

Hey!!! oh coolio canny wait for u to be back the summers been a little lacking of drama i knw u dont bring any but the more ther is of us the more drama lol or maybe tis rosh i duno lol. saw ur mummy yesterday!! cnt wait for the wkend jus to get away! sounds like ur busy then with lots planned! - why u coming home early not that im complaining lol love lots and take carexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Hi girls, hope you are both well, sounds like this a relaxing part of your trip before starting for home, its 4am at the moment and I cant sleep, so have been on ebay looking for things for the new house, how sad am I, off on our cruise in the next few days and I cant wait, Chris will be picking you up from the airport, we will be home the next day, theres a party at Dave and Alis on the 4th Aug, 70s style if u both want to come, Hope you rucksacks are not going to be to heavy sounds like a bit of retail therapy has been going on. weather here remains rainy, who knows we may have an indian summer, Dave takes his test tomorrow, let you know how he gets on. Hope you save your muscles for when you get back am hoping for some packing helpers, get the keys to the house on the 1st August, it has a lot of character, am having to curtain, light fit, cooker micro etc on a budget, still am scouring the papers and ebay for bargains, we will make it lovely, cant wait to see you both, make the most of this time together. Lots of love, dad sends his love, Mumxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Hi

It sounds lovely where you're staying at the moment. Thanks for the phone call jen (even though we got cut off) it was great to hear your voice. I will look forward to the next one.

Hope you really enjoy the next couple of weeks and will see you when you get home.

Love you loads Mum xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Hellloo....

We are now in Chaing Mai. After a relatively stress free journey, flights are farrrr better.

The scenery here is far nicer, no pervy men...jus hills, and lush wildlife. the place we're sataying in is a lil haven. its got birds everywhere that say hello, godbye and sawadeecar! Cute lil libraries, tea tables in the garden. kittens and fish and so so many preety flowers! Our room is also so cute and is called tub tim, after a flower app! hehe. The people here are friendlier and its less stress....we were bad and went shopping again today...its so easily done when a top cost u 2 squid! and because as you may know we are now back on the 30th july!!

Thailand is beautiful, we have been to quite a few places we loved and a few we didnt so much but after 6 weeks / 1 and a half months we think we have exhausted it!

We booked two trips and we cant wait for them. one on friday which is elephant trekking, rafting, ox cart riding, hill tribe viewing and flower gardenbs. the other is on sunday and is to chaing rai which will be a long day but well worth it we hope, also going to the golden triangl3 that day which will be good to see. other days are mostly spent eating....which is something we miss greatly.....cant wait for some good old english nosh!

Not to mention some box action, thanks for the update nic maybe theres a job in that area for you huh?!

Also nic, i'll (jen) givre u a text when i get home let you know what im planning to do with mum and dad maybe off for the weekend. Get a job u lazy ass (charlie)

Kristy - well done on the grades jammy. I got a high two two low two one. not amazing but hey itll do for now. hated this year as you know so will be putting in the work next year. hope your jobs not too boring. as you see we'll be back earlier so maybe catch up when im in cov, ill give u a text when im back as im staying at charlies for a bit. Love jen xx

to anyone else who comes on in the mean time we'll update u again soon. Lots of love

jen and charlie xxxx

Hey you guys

I was going to come on and post this yesterday but then i completely ran out of time in my increasingly exciting and fully packed life (I had to pick nat up and take her to a doctors appointment!!), and now i've just heard the news about you guys returning so there isnt really much point to this soap catch up post which you asked for, but i'll do it anyway!!

Right im just going to write whats in the magazine because i can't remember anything. I'm a bit lost about whats actually happening in neighbours because i missed it for 2 weeks away over there and then wimbeldon came on so it was off for another 2 weeks so i'll have to leave that one out!

So lets start with hollyoaks, this is what the t.v guide says: frustrated by Kath and Mikes interference, amy announces that she's leahs mum infront of a shocked josh. nancy and jake finally admit their feelings for each other. Jacqui moves into tonys flat ( she's also just found out that shes pregnant with his child and he doesnt seem to want it). the wedding between mercedes and russ and tina and dom went ahead, louise tried to spoil it though by bursting into the church saying mercedes had slept with warren, but she denyed it and tina backed her up saying sh'd been with her all night (liar).

Eastenders: well firstly the exciting story line of wellard being dog napped ( i think thats the only story they can do to give micky and Gus some lines) erm well its the wedding between stella and Phil this week and stella is stepping up her game on ben. Him and Abi tried to run away this week because abi thought tanya was hurting lauren like stella was hurting ben but they werre caught and brought back home! but apparently stella digs her nails into bens chest on the day of the wedding and then phil sees the blood and goes mental, and then some how stella falls off the roof. im not too sure whats happening here as it hasnt happened yet so i'll have to get back to you on this!!

Anyway not much is happening with the others and ive already written an essay, as you've probably guessed im still jobless but jo got back off holiday yesterday so hopefully will be back at the weekend so i can go out at last!Me and nat are off to see Harry Potter and i might actually get a look in with the popcorn this time which will be even better!!

Hope you enjoy where you're staying guys, enjoy the weather more than anything because you wont be topping up you're tans when you get back here thats for sure!!

Speak to you soon

Love you, Love nic xxx

hey girlies!!

sorry havent been on sooner i lost the details and everything to get on but i have them safe nw! been looking through some of ur blogs and pics they look and sound fantastic glad to hear your having a great time? jen did u get ur results? what did u get i got 65.5% impressive for me very happy seen as how i didnt want anything less than 65 close call! anyways not much goin on here- working in my dads office and doing volunatry work for the local mental health drop in centre very fuuny ther jus like me lol! jus got bk from ireland my grandads got cancer so the whole fam wen tour for sum moral support anywya enough of the bad news hws u both? i can see the tans coming along nicely-b****es lol! hopefully goin to ibiza in august and goin to liv this wkend. went to godiva festival at the wkend one of the best of coventry's attractions lol although i did get smaked in the head by a full open carling can and thus had a carling shower thats what u get for wanting to see the stage- i blame simone lol!! cats jus got bk from cyprus she had a good time and rosh is having a ball!! anyways must dash goin to walk the dogs will be bk on soon!

love and miss u lots jen!!!xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Hi Girls, sound like you are having fun, although sickness not quite so much fun, Missing you both loads, weather here remains dreary and wet, mind you thai weather is rainy at this time of year as well so I am sure you have seen some wicked storms.

Still house hunting here, am sure we will not be homeless, I hope, I hope you both enjoy chang mai, it is supposed to be lovely, Cant wait for you to be home again not the same without you. Dad is fine and the rest of us he sends his love, Getting organised for the cruise dad has at last brought a suit, hooray, am sure he will loook lovely. Nan send her love she hasnt quite mastered this site yet. Have fun you two look after each other, I am sure you wil(l Soul mates I think) Bring back either some sunshine or some sand for me. All my love Mum and Dadxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Helllo again,

So what have we been up to....? hmmm.... We went to Koh Samui for a few days after dropping nic off. Its a beautiful little island...we stayed near Bo Phut. We hired a scooter for the day...more successful than the jeep dare we say. It was pink too!!!! hehe. We drove into Chaweng...its a nice lil town with lots of bars and restaurants. However jen managed to pick up an injury......trapping her toe in the door. clever...! We were sleeping in a 400 baht a night room with a s***e fan. slept all of 2 hours a night. Then we got the hellish bus ride to bangkok where we got a flat tyre on the way and were delayed for two hours adding to our already mamoth tour. Arriving to find jens bag had been infested with lice...nice...we grabbed the nearest taxi and headed for the comfort of pattaya! 2 hours and a death ride later we arrived...tired and stresssed to find a giant sized praying mantis thingy waiting for us on the box which provided all the electricity for the flat......after fighting about who was going to kill...them! .....(they were the size of our armz by the way) i decided that i would thro my flip flop at it. .....ok....embarrasing part comes now....they were in fact.......fridge magnets....oh yes.....my bad.....!

The flat is gorgeous and as dad and mum said the night market which runs outside for three nights is blooody amazing!!! spent far too much....and on all you kids at home too! only slight scare we had was when one lil witch managed to wriggle her way into jens bag and almost rob her.....needless to say we headed in after that. jen swiftly battered the old dear breaking her shoe in the process!! smoooth.( we now refer to this woman as 'the troll')

The beach is an hour walk away but we often get the baht bus as we are lazy and its bloody hot. oh my word we've had a mini cyclone too. sat bout to have some food by the beach in a restaurant and the rain starts coming down...then the trees fall down (on the women from the restraurant car) hahahahahaha.....i mena....bless....shame. we thought we might die. so we trekked home...or tried to. got on a baht bus...he took us to completely the wrong place so we hopped off and walked the nearly two hours home.we went to the tiger zooo which was amazing if amazingly cruel. the animals were random and the woman took no time or trouble to inform us that many of the 10,000 crocs they had there were headed straight for either penis soup or to become some old dears handbag...nice! we are off to see the tiffany show tonight....trannys dancing and singing in some show so im told....again....nice...but entertaining all the same! oh and we went to ko larn with nan our lil thai guide from next door yesterday, the beach was gorgeous but the bloody boat trip does an arf make ya tummy gurglle!!

Ok, ....so...Alex - mental.....brent singing.....we will you tube that bad boy....damn shame on the neighbours front...appauling. the tattoes are amazing you will love them. oh dont they wash off tho.....?damn it!!! we got u a present from the night market! think youlll bloody llove it. well done on the 2:1 you bloody lazy ghett! we miss you lots and are well excited bout next year already. Hope your not working too hard and you had a good time on your night out. keep in touch. love ya xx

Dad (ian) good to hear your holiday is booked. your lil present for you is great...tacky....but very you all the same....hehe. and the kids have some lil bits too. as you can see we have been busy but mostly jus relaxing now we are heading to chang mai on the 17th for a week. staying at mums house at the moment its lovely. good food here you'd love it. not found any decent icecream yet tho which is a let down. wish the kids well glad they are both doing well. love you lots. take care. xxx

Nic - oi yeah my names great.....(charlie) well done on your grades if we havnt said so yet. whats this about the dole huh....bloody lazy ghett? no luck on the job front yet. when you an nat off to rome? the weathers got worse than when you were here....as you see above...death...! glad you had a good time out for jo's. aare you having to stay in now that you are broke? any more plans other than rome? miss you lots xxxlove you

Mum (pat) we are enjoying pattaya as you can see from the above. have you got any plans for a holiday? when is it nic and nat are going to rome again? the tiger show was really sad as the stupid thai man was beating them...me and charlie did get a picture with the baby one tho as you can see on the photos. went to the thai markets and got everyone nice presents. planning ont he water park tomorrow. chaing mai on the 17th for a weeek...by flight...its safer that way. is everyone ok at home? pass my love on to dad and grandad. Love you. xxx

Nat - Thought you'd like to hear about the tiger show...animal cruelty at its best. crocodiles equals handbag!! the night market here is amazing and they sell lil puppies and rabbits now they are well cute...youd love it. when do you finish/start back at school these holidays? looking forward to rome? when are you away with your friends too? exited?love you xxx

To anyone we forgot sorry we try to reply to you all. Missing you all lots.

Love Charlie/Jen xxx