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Charlie and Rebes: Brit's Abroad
Day Of The Ping Pong
We wanted to go to Patpong market. One tuk-tuk guy tried to charge us 300B but we got it for 100B. Amazing ride there we went so fast which was a suprise after the Indian tuk-tuks. We ended up racing these two blokes which we clearly won. Mr Tuc Tuc said he'd show us where the ping-pong was. I remembered hearing about a ping-pong championship somewhere in China, Japan or Thailand being really fast and amazing at ping-pong so we decided to go. The tuk-tuk man said they did things with coke and balloons and we thought it was gonna be a circus. We pulled up in a dark alley and paid 600B to get in stupidly suspecting nothing. Charlie said loudly 'we can't take photos?' and 'it better be good', OH MY GOD!!!
Where we thought the ping-pong would be there was a Thai girl doing naked tricks with a bottle of coke. We got a free beer so decided to stay pissing ourselves about our mistake. They took razors, pens and flowers (anything you can imagine) out of it. The ultimate moment being when a guy came on stage and we watched live porn!! It was f***ing hilarious! Then 4 hot English blokes walked in, 2 of them looked like Ryan from the OC. They gave us the weirdest looks I cant imagine they expected us at a strip club...well actually it was worse then a stip club.The Thai girls were so gross and the most disgusting old English guy was flirting. We got bored after a hysterical while, paid a rip off tuk-tuk back to original destination Patpong Market, went back to Ko San Rd, seeing the same guys that we raced earlier which was so weird!!
Eventually at like 12:15 we decided we wanted a massage. Amazingly for midnight we found a place open and both had hour long Thai massages which were lush and painful at the same time. At about 1:30 we got back and basically collapsed. Overall, fantastic day full of classic moments!
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