For a bus trip that only takes about 5 hours, Orlando to Miami was one of the biggest emotional turmoils of the entire trip. Firstly, we were supposed to fly out of Miami on the 20th of Jan, Gyna in her infinite wisdom booked the tickets for the 19th, giving us approximately 12 hours in Miami. Mistakes happen, I can grudgingly accept that. What I struggled to accept was us getting to the Greyhound station on the 18th only to discover that she'd also booked the bu...

Okay so like I mentioned earlier, I was in a dress. This excited me so much that we had to go and buy a bottle of sav blanc, also it had been like a week since I'd had a drink at that stage and I was starting to freak out. We took it back to the hotel with a spring in our step, only to discover that the mofo-ing bottle in typical American fashion had a cork in the top, not a screw cap, and we had no cork screw. Epic, epic fail. All chances of vino consumption out...