Im good mate, i hope u all having an excellent time, torres is hated by everyone, especially boob methinks, take care n keep us posted x

I know Kelv, mad isn't it. How are you anyways? We arrived in Fiji after a turgid flight full of people who would not look out of place in Erdington high street...joke. Transfer window was mental though, Torres is hated by me now.

HAHA £35 MILLION FOR ANDY CARROLL UR AVIN A LAFF

*Andy Carroll

Well boys im afraid to say the addition of the January Transfers have had a positive effect on the Giblets, Bringing a refreshing mix of pace and raw talent! With the new additions on board anything seems possible!

Im sorry I was right bout L.A. being a bit s***ty, but what can you do aye? Cant wait to see yor photo's of Fiji, always wanted to go there.

The Egyptians are throwing a bit of a mardy and apparently its getting worse.

In more important news for Boob, Andy has been the subject of a £30 Million bid from Liverpool as a potential replacement for El Nino.... More to follow...

Big well done to Giblets, looks like Liam has taken over the mantle of most improved player, however there is still time for it go down hill. We all knew about the Miz's quality, his goalscoring prowess is second to none, only just behind Torres in terms of finishing ability, much to Boob's dismay who at moment, can't function because of Torres request and Murray's shameful final display. Peace out boys and we hope you are enjoying our blogs.

P.s. can you update us on any important news from back home, I know Egypt isnt home but would be greatly appreciated!

Hi guys... Hope the trip is going swimmingly thus far. Just thought id let you know how the Giblets got on this evening. Well we won 2-1 thanks to goals from kelvin and liam ( yes liam! ). We fell behind when the opposition breached our defence on a rare occasion. Me and ryan have forged an impressive partnership but could do nothing abouth the quick break and finish. However, we bounced back immediately after kick off. After two passes Liam found himself in the clear on the left hand side... What followed was a neat finish at the keepers near post, Kelvin screamed in adulation! 1-1. The keeper will have been disappointed but it was clinical! The second came after good work from Curtis down the right hand side. A simple pass left the keeper stranded and kelvin was there for a simple left foot tap in. Thats 2 in 2 now for the Miz, impressive im sure you will agree. It was all hands to the pump near the end but the victory was well deserved. Kelvin missed a near enough open goal early on ans Stew had two great chances to score so the outcome should have been more comfortable. Anyway, looks like Torres will be joining Chelsea tomorrow (unlucky boob), Villa will sign Michael Bradley on loan with Ireland going to Newcastle, and I think Wolves have signed Jamie O'Hara! Take care gayboys!! Love Jack xxxx

I am glad they are gone, too pally (paly) in my eyes. Hopefully we won't have any more of that analysis s***.

And Richard (The Ape man) Keys as resigned as well....

Andy Gray has been sacked from skysports after making sexist comments over the female linesman during the Wolves game. Absolute joke!... He'll be sorely missed!

Well done on the Gibs boys, we knew the Miz wouldn't let you down outfield. On the photos you'll notice James isn't in the photos that are the best, I think that says it all. ;). Joking aside It's Christians tekkers and supreme camera handling capabilities. Before we go don't forget to keep us updated on important information as the USA is a police state, therefore deprived of certain news. And thankyou for the messages and even if youre not messaging thankyou for reading.

One of you boys got some photography skills goin on!! can you spend a night in alcatraz? i'm sure i heard somewhere that you could. hope you havent spent all your money yet! muchas love boys x