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Coffs Harbour - A night of drinking punch - 20 cups of the stuff and playing drinking games.
Nick a hairy, Slightly balding male (22) begins a pre mating ritual (known commanly as ground work) with a young French female named Celine (22). Initially taking things very slowly, a couple of litres of punch speeded up the natural process but fell short of Nick behaving as he did towards Anahna in Leeds. Celine was receptive to the advancements and It looked very much like they may Mate. Unfortunatly Nick was unable to provide his young female with a suitable location, and after the toilets were ruled out Nick went to Bed as frustrated as ever.
So, the next day we headed further south to a small town called Port Macquarie. What a pile of s***!!!
There was sod all to do, the hostel was small and full of t*** who werent worth talking to (not up to our required standard!!) and you had to be in your room for 11pm. What a crock of s***!!! Anyway, weve had a good moan on the video camera about it all so you will hear all about it in good time!!!!
there was, however, a climbing wall in the viscinity, so we borrowed some bikes from the hostel, two more pieces of s*** with a single gear and a single brake, and headed for it. So we rode for about 25 mins, got to the wall and it was f***ing closed, on a pissing friday afternoon. What a backwards country. Anyhow, it gave us something to do on saturday as we had a day to kill because our bus to sydney was at midnight and we had no hostel to sit in.
Saturday morning came and we checked out and ventured to the climbing wall. We walked there at about 11am, with our bags on our backs, hardcore s***!! did a bit of climbing, had a bit of bread, had a little sleep did alittle more climbing and yoga. This managed to kill time up until about 5pm when the wall shut, and so there was another 7 hours until the bus went to sydney.
Venturing off again, we walked into town. This was absolutely knackering, overall walking 10Km with these f***ing rucksacks!!!! we deserved a beer. Still with a few hours to kill and a hungry belly, We wen to the Hogs Breath cafe for a big fat steak. Having saved money on accomodation, we deserved some fat beef. Having scobbled that down with a couple of beers, we were still ma bit hungry, so we ordered som garlic bread to both fill our stomachs and some time. This wasnt enough for Bob Tho!! He wondered down the road while I got another beer and bought himself a beef kebab! it seemed to do the trick!!!
we managed to kill the required time in this cafe, and even got a free beer thrown into the equation, from a barman who ''understands what its like to go travelling''. So eveyone else had left, apart from us and the staff, but unlike england they didnt just tell us to f*** off!!!!
Anyway we got our bus and got into Sydney at 6:15 this morning which was pretty rough. We were absolutely f***ed!!!! Luckily enough though we turned up at ahostel and they let us check in and we managed to get a fat sleep untill about midday.
Been down to the harbour bridge and seen the opera house. Two ticks off the list!!!!
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