Back in Vegas are we? Then get yourselves up the Stratosphere tower and on the rides and then down Crazy Horse Too and on to the (somewhat different) rides there.
Williams
Hey guys only 2 more sleeps and you will be back in Bmuff drinking in the Broadway & Albion. So GO ON!!! kick the ass out of the last 2 days and make the most of it.
Murph
How's your supply of 'Creams' ?
Looks like you having a time but goes without saying I spose !
Williams
Come on guys you have now been in San Francisco for 3 days and no photos or blog entries. Have you gotten stuck in the Blue Oyster Bar?
Williams
OK guys enough of the scenery have you met any lovely local girls yet?. I mean they must lurve your cut glass English accents.
Dachief
Hey Matey
Where do I get me ona dose George Formby Grills. Perhaps I can peddle my George Forman variety for one. Does it have auto spark supression? Dont want any uninstigated blue angles in the dark.
Tata fer now
daChief
Burstin Byrnes
'kin 'ell son, wake me up @ 1.00am to tell me you've found an "Oirish " bar; where's the pictures???? I don't believe you are actually in Vegas; you are bluffing & have gone to Porthcawl or "kin Barry Island mun!! Off to Ongings tomorrow for a bender & watch the All Blacks put a cricket score on Canada!! as they say in Llandow.......ciao for now!!
Come on guys already 2 days in 'Viva' annd no messages or photos. Get a grip and leave those strippers alone
Murph
How's the 'TATWS' look alike convention going Tats. You have a good chance !!1
Dachief
Aye Tommy Boy
Beware of yer travels in the Land of Fah. Specially the Fah King who is really a Queen aka a shemalus with dickus. Unless of course you like that kinda thing. Not that there's anything wrong with that unless of course to a homophobe such as daChief. Tidy!
Being that you are such a Pretty Boy beware the chickenettes from the Chicken Ranch. Again get yer Gaydar Up and look for Adams Apples. Not the Granny Smith kind of course. When they speak of the Brown Derby they aren't referring to the lid or the night club. Unless of course you like that kinda thing. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Super Tidy!
One more caution of note is the little parasol drinks delivered by scantily clad women. They will entice you to visit the Graceland Wedding Chappel after you appear to be a little on the tippsy side. You may awake in the morn with the taste of the morning after da night before on your tongue. Your new bride may turn out to be sporting a handle. Unless of course you like that kinda thing. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Super Duper Tidy!
Have a fine visit in the Land of Fah.
daChiefus Maximus Homophobus
Burstin Byrnes
Viva Las Vegas boyos; Tomsk you'll be a dead ringer for Wayne Newton, don't spend too much time signing autograophs!! also be careful in "mad franks disco" (San Fransisco) as I 've heard there are a few fellas that "like it up the chuff", not gay myself, just help 'em out when they get busy!!! put plenty of pikkies on the site & come back alive as I need ewe for our annual trip to the emerald aisle!! hope ewe 'ave taken some "ob k*** " with ewe 'cos ewe can't get 'em in America man!!
Curly Kev
As long as it is only the 'Slammer' you get banged in!..........watch your intoxication levels & keep your witts about you when visiting Frisco Bay boysos!.