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Got into town on sunday evening and as with Santa Fe, theres f*** all here but desert and nothing else. The city has a population of 20,000 which is less then a turn out to a Leicester City football game on a bad day. I had my hopes all high about the family housing i was supposed to get this week. in the company email we were sent they said the house 3 of thecoaches r gonna live in will have a lincoln and a bmw in the drive and the ladies personal assistant would b coming round to feed the cat. dunno bout u but my first impression was that i was going to live in a mansion. 1stly i didnt end up living in the house, purely out of bad luck, 2nd it did not live upto my expectations.......and 3rdly it turned out that the mum was a f***IN MILF. since i started working for this company last year i have never lived with a milf.....and now out of shear bad luck i have been robbed of living with a milf 2 weeks on the trot. in case ur wondering what she does, she's one of them doctors who are not quite a sergeon, but do something with the general anastetic which is used 2 knock patients out....maybe her job is simply to inject patients with the f***in thing, i dunno.
Apart from that this week is going to pass by painfully slow. I hounestly do feel like its going to be a slow painful death. i work 8-11am which means the rest of the day i am as free as a bird......without the freedom of going where i want.....which means its a pretty s*** analogy. after work there is nothing to see or do but watch the yanks f***in commercialised cable tv channels which show adverts the majoirty of the time. we are in the middle of no where and got a nother week in new mexico after this.....it's f***in me off now, the housing i got this week is pretty good.....but not the 1 i f***in wanted.....I WANT A MILF THAT I CAN SHAG THE f***IN GRANNY OUT OF OR AN 18YR OLD DAUGHTER I CAN DO THE SAME TO........instead i am left with a family (who are cool however i am about to slate right now) who say grace before breakfast, lunch and dinner.....have an older son who is a skinny white boy with greasy ginger hair, and a little 4 year old who dont stop cryin in the morning. And if that aint bad enough I have 1 more week in New Mexico before they sed my back to CALIFORNIA. To cut a long story short, I'm currently in a world of s*** where there is f*** all around me, f*** all to do, and f*** all in terms of prospects for the next couple of weeks....GET ME THE f*** TO CALIFORNIA where the quote 'civilisation' is an understatement compared to this f***in place. I want to be where there are sandy beaches with p**** walking about, and coctails with little umberellas in them....if i was to compare this place with anywhere on earth the closest thing that comes to mind would be me being left butt naked with my hands tied behind my back in the middle of the desert with a quarter cellotaped to my forehead for a phone call and a sign painted on my chest saying 'hungary and homeless'
APART FROM THAT, I'M HAVING A GREAT WEEK
Apart from that this week is going to pass by painfully slow. I hounestly do feel like its going to be a slow painful death. i work 8-11am which means the rest of the day i am as free as a bird......without the freedom of going where i want.....which means its a pretty s*** analogy. after work there is nothing to see or do but watch the yanks f***in commercialised cable tv channels which show adverts the majoirty of the time. we are in the middle of no where and got a nother week in new mexico after this.....it's f***in me off now, the housing i got this week is pretty good.....but not the 1 i f***in wanted.....I WANT A MILF THAT I CAN SHAG THE f***IN GRANNY OUT OF OR AN 18YR OLD DAUGHTER I CAN DO THE SAME TO........instead i am left with a family (who are cool however i am about to slate right now) who say grace before breakfast, lunch and dinner.....have an older son who is a skinny white boy with greasy ginger hair, and a little 4 year old who dont stop cryin in the morning. And if that aint bad enough I have 1 more week in New Mexico before they sed my back to CALIFORNIA. To cut a long story short, I'm currently in a world of s*** where there is f*** all around me, f*** all to do, and f*** all in terms of prospects for the next couple of weeks....GET ME THE f*** TO CALIFORNIA where the quote 'civilisation' is an understatement compared to this f***in place. I want to be where there are sandy beaches with p**** walking about, and coctails with little umberellas in them....if i was to compare this place with anywhere on earth the closest thing that comes to mind would be me being left butt naked with my hands tied behind my back in the middle of the desert with a quarter cellotaped to my forehead for a phone call and a sign painted on my chest saying 'hungary and homeless'
APART FROM THAT, I'M HAVING A GREAT WEEK
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