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We are back on the journal already,
Guess what!!!! Its only bloody well raining in the nicest tropical place so fare, Koh Chang, its just like the picture in some places of teh island, but anyway, wr go from where i started off last, and ow yeah, appologies to Nan for my short hand on the words, but nan says her and grandad are going to get jiggy with it and get the hang of it on the low down... haha ur cool nan.
So i left Siem Reap yesterday, gees thats not a long time ago is it, but where its raining i may as well tell u whats happened so far.
i got a bus at 7:30, which is pritty early! and we went and picked every1 up, thinking once we had picked every1 up we'd get another bus which was alot better and had air con, as the bus we wr in had 2 seats one side and 1 seat the other side so it was a smallish bus and like i said no air con! anyway picked every1 up and then every1 kinda kicked off saying we want our money back etc, not in a nasty way but they tried thr best, i shut up as i knew we wr'nt going to get a penny back and this is it so make the most of it, but me being me, i went and sat on the back seat hoping we would'nt pick any1 else up at this stage, but to my dissapointment we did, three people so i lost my leg room and was sqeezed into the seat infront, and ow boy what a bus journey, i have never had my ass hit as much as that back seat it my hinny!! i was actually laughing at stages so bad and people wr looking at me going what r u laughing about, but wr i nearly smacked my head on teh roof so many times i just laughed, the road of cambodia to thailand boarder actually makes ur stomach drop like it does on a roller coaster, thats how i can explain it to u, it was a dusty track which doesnt know the meaning or what maintance is!! anyway once we got to the boarder and i was sweating like a pedaphile on a school bus we crosed, and i was a good boy, i checked my bags to make sure i didnt have a tone of crack or weed shuved in thr! i did find some in thr but that was my own personell stash! Joke... haha
so i go another bus then to Koh chang, and the time now at this point in teh journey is 4, so we'd traveling a whle, it only took another 3 hours to the boat at Trat, and then teh baot descided to crawl at a misrabble 2 mph which should of taken 10 mins took an hour and we had to wait 30 mins for it to dock so its 8.10 then i got a taxi with some german lot who i had got the bus with all the way from siem reap, and i paid 60 bht which is alot for a taxi and we all paid that each to get to wr we wanted to ge to on teh island, and the taxi wasnt ur typical taxi, it was a 4x4 pick up truck with a hood on teh back made out of metal bars with a light and 2 bench seats, so we wr on the back of this thing. It dropped me off at Apple Bunalow which in my lonely planet tells me that this is a good place to go blar blar blar, so i go get dropped off thr and i ask the taxi man to just wait 2 ticks off a dogs back, he did'nt understand that so i said wait muttley and he understood that, so i go and ask if they hav any rooms they go yeah we have rooms, so i grab my bag from the back and say tara chucks to the germans on the back and wish them well etc, get back to reception of the apple bungalow, and i go whats ur cheapest room, and the book says it should be 300 bht without a bath (70 bht = 1 pound) so its still alot, guess what this little nutty head comes up with behind the desk...... yep 2000bht i my head im thr thinking kiss my ass shorty, as he was the right hight for it... ha anyway, i went cya later, and accross to the next place, UR GOING TO LUV THIS, i ask the kitchen staff any room in the inn, they all laugh at me and they start shouting and screaming, which means they r calling for the right person to come over to talk to me, and this lady come over and says of we have a room, i go how much, she then goes 2000bht im like what, i show her my book and say how much it should be, but she says ow all the rooms have gone up on the beach, but just as she finishes her line this bisexual/heshe come running up the path full pase in a ladys pinny with make up and says "i have a room 600bht" (out of breath, and looking hidious) i nearly peed myself, im laughing now, it was something she will haughnt me with for the rest of my days. but she then tried to ring her friend to come and get me to show me her rooms and i was expecting the worst, to be fare she was being helpful, but i was like ok ill try and find teh place on my own.
So i walked for 20 mins trying every1 on the beach for a place and all came up with 40 pounds, so i got a taxi and said can i go to wr these germans went, and its pritty hilly in Koh Chang by the way, up and down in teh taxi ride, but ive landed up in a real nice part and its only 350bht for a beach side bunggalow so im sorted, i even sough the germans last night as they walked back to thr bunggalow.
But what a valentines, so last night i traveled all day via bus and ferry, then hiked for ages and then landed up eating bacon egg and chips on my own with a coke, thats my idea of a great loving valentines! hope urs was a little better than mine.
ow yeah my flush for my toilet n my room is a bucket of water tipped at a great hight, into the hole wr uve just done ur business, ahha, so thats fun getting ur poo slatted all over ur legs as uve missed judged the hole haha, im only joking, but it could happen!
ow and i havnt had a hot shower in 6 days now, so yeah, bundy u wr right, i will have to get used to cold showers.
today like i said, its raining, so im not to sure what the plan of action is, i really was thinking, wr i havnt had more than 4 beers in one night for over 5 days now, so im being a good boy with my liver ( mum, nanny and kang) hehe i thought to myself ill get straight down the bar and get on it, and just get battered, but i think ill probably look around the few shops that they have here and see what crap i can bring back home!!!
so that is my 2 days in a nut shell, hoped u enjoyed it, i miss u all, but dont worry im not cvomming home just yet, i have heard roumers that thrs bets on when ill pack it in and its 2/1 favourites that ill live in oz....
luv u nouy, jon, jim, bundy and little timmy ow tool, take care all, chow x
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