Ow my sweet jesus, i think i owe the biggest wetest appologie ever, i can not tell u how drunk ive been, i havnt been able to even write a e-mail, im not going to lie, i have just had the trip of a lifetime, i have met so many amzing people, who i never knew exsisted b4, ive seen things that i didnt think where real... i just dont know wr to start at all, cos the last i spoke and it was brief was surfers paradise, and since then ive painted the following places black and blue with dots of yellow, serously, ive had either a reputation in each town for being an acholic or ive just been chucked out every club for boozing them dry.... mental. wow so, noosa was first, chilled beaches, i was 3 boys called ben, mat and max, nick names, the monkey, as ben is so hairy, then max who we called dave just to annoy him, them mat as bunny... not sure why, but thats his name. so i travelled with then all the way to fraiser island where we did the 4x4, which was awsome, guess who the speed deamon of the island was... ill let u make ur own mind up on that! but yeah we did loads of hight speed sand overtaking and camped out with the dingos, got so wrecked one day i came back to camp at 6 in the morning, haha i didnt know what was going omn, thr was 5 4x4 and thr camp and we made it like a outside club, and thr must of been 40 of us all getting funny, even met a warden, thrs a story here but just ask me when i get home and i will tell thee, b4 i run out of credit on this dam pc, JIMBO, amazing dude, so so chuffed, even tho im thousand of miles away, dont think i dint care whats going on at home, im 4 ever getting updates from every1, and thanx to u all for that and i am sorry i havnt been the same back but im just so busy having fun... but jim, congrat's mate, ive been telling every1 what u r, SWAT ov cors... ha i love it, my cuz the hard armed b******.. ; ) so chuffed. nouy i luv u loads by the way, just wanted to get that in, but i luv u all, just thinking f nouy does make me emotional, luv u sis. but ive got a stroy involving little sis, going back to the days she was in oz, i met sum1 who knew here, such a funny story.. i want to keep it for home, and its quite a long one. involves a bus driver who i met, a quality bloke, just quality, he my age and we got on like a house on fire, dont get me wrong im not licking a*s, just telling it how it is. our oz bus was just incredible to the point i wouldnt add or chANGE ANYTHING THAT HAPPened. just so many stories i wish i could tell them all, but i just cant, just me acting silly and having alot of laughs, playing tricks on people,and 4 ever telling pork'ys haha. just want to get home to tell them all, i just know when i am home, thats it, thr slowly vanish, but sum r stuck 4 ever, and ive got sum cracking photos boys and girls. yeah anyway, did noosa, harvey bay, wr we did fraiser, then onto airlie beach, wr we did the whitsundays, had an amzing time on a 60 people cat, mainly just a massive p*%s up to be fair, played footy on the beach, played 5 aside in noosa and won, and played 5 aside with the boys i met going from harvey bay upwards, sum cool people on teh bus who we all kinda merged into1 going up from thr on in and became gr8 mates, thrs ed, miles, sam, george, dave, emily and cat, so thr was 8 of us, and ow man, got to c a shark on teh whitsundays, amazing, looked like a great white!!! arrrh but i was on the boat so i didnt mind. from ailie we stayed on a island which ive forgotte already!!! der ash, u big nonse, cant believe ive forgotten it already, but yeah stayed thr for 5 days and cycled the island, did a bit of jet skiing with miles, we went halfs on a 15 min run and had a crack and a half, got up to 100kh on this brand new jet ski... then did mission beach, i was civilised that nite thr, i bought a bottle of red shiraz as i was having cravings for it, but ow my goodness, the food we wr told was meant to be amazing, by derick the quality driver, i call him quality by the way, as he played loads of games on the bus, we had a 25th birthday party on teh bus, i got him to call the truckers comeing in teh opposite direction beautiful etc for dares, me and ed, got 5 massive trucks in a row to beep thr huge fog horns, that made my day that day. ow man, just storys after storys, i luv it, stayed in huts on this island anyway that i forgor teh name of, we cycled about 30ks that day, we wr all nakered, but still partyed, ow yeah, brocke into the kitchen thr cos i got teh munchies... haha funny days.. ill tell more on the stories when im back.. but thr basically to remind me wen i do get home on teh 9th of july people, u better get ready... ow dear... so from thr we went to mission, but ive already talked about that, so from thr we went to cains, and did i do a 150feet bungy jump, ow yes sir'y i surely did, and did i get dunked up2 my waist upside down with water, yep i think i did, the only one of teh group to get dunked, it was on purpose either, its just cos im a fat B*%$@d now haha, i like to think of it as potential muscle but that pma at the end of the day!!! ow gees guys, well ive changed my flights which no one knows about, im actually in oz till the 27th and im missing out the cook islands, as ive heard that i will go through money like no ones business, and im doing that just fine in oz, so i made the sencibble decision to stay hr in oz cheaper and then im still doing newzeland, but ive changed my flight to go to queenstown then go to christchurch wr its all happening instead of doing auckland, wr thrs no adventure oppotunitys, and i really want to bungy the nevis which is 3 times teh size of the bungy i did in cains, im stilldoing figi, i just may be flying home just 1 day erlier than exspected, so no worrys. but yeah we did the bungy in cains and then all went out that night at a club and got off our socks on watery substances, not to sure what we wr drinking but it tasted so good, down down down, down my throat, ow baxter, what fun days... bla bla bla. sorry im getting carried away on the who ankorman lines, well, im sure uve had lunch and dinner while reading all this gabbly gooch, happy fathers day as well, jon happy massive birthday my birthday brother from another mother, really can not WAIT to get back and work... err i meant get on that speed boat, and hav an amzing time with every1 down thr... ow i am jelous and im on hols... arrrhhh... dad, happy fathers day ur amazing and luv u loads, and slightly miss u. ; ) hope every1 is well, and dont worry ur not missing out on anything here, just same old same old, drink drink drink, u do get to see alot of different loos... joke... with a hint of truth, well im now just chilling, said goodbye to my adventure budies, and said farewells, but guess what, wr all meeting up when we get home, and wr having a party... havnt decided which house, but thr r 2 partys going on, and ill talk to my people and c how many of u rug rats i can muster into these big lively fun housepartys.... dont get too excited, thr only going to be amazing.. and ur all invited, anyway, im gabbling on and on again about nonsence, sorry, but i really have supported teh family name in oz. luv u all, and cant wait for sum hugs and chats... that sounds a bit gay, iwhat i meant to say was sum firm hand shakes and wine with cheese round the table.. ; ) i leave u in peace now and c u in nz, wr ill try and get a sec or 2 to get sum more long awaited juicy goss on the web. i do hope i havnt forgotten any1 out. me x