The owners arrived at the boat today and I was absolutely s***ting myself. There was a champagne toast to welcome them aboard their names are Koos (pronounced Cose) and Joke (pronounced Yoke) the borught with them their 3 month old Border Colie puppy called Queenie who is absolutely gorgeous (I just hope I don't end up having to pick up her piss and s***!) They took me and Julian the captain of the yacht to a Michellin starred restaurant and the food and wine...

We had anchored of the coast of Beaulieu and headed to St Jean Cap Ferrat. Apparently this is one on the most exclusive places on the french Riviera!! The owner very kindly took us to Plaoma Beach restaurant for a beautiful 3 course meal: Deer fried calamari, whitebait and crevettes for a sarter, fish for main course and red fruit dessert - it was delicious and afterwards we were all very pissed! We went back to the boat on the dinghy and all went for a swim, ...