Feel like crap today soooo hungover and still pissed from last night! I would kill for one of Caroles full English breakfasts right now! Had champagne 'o' clock which i wasn't sure was a good idea at first but hair of the dog did the trick !! Had salad for lunch consisting of: lettuce, pineapple, apple, celery, walnuts and melon : (. That in my opion does not constitute a meal. Coming into the marina the water is jade green and crystal clear, it was raining ...

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Today has been really boring. The weather has been really hot and windy and I haven't had chance to sunbathe once : ( Anyone would think I was supposed to be working or something !! We did have a champagne toast at noon (or champagne 'o' clock as I have now renamed it) ! For lunch we had tomato, basil and mozzarella salad which was really tasty and for our evening meal we have had melon for starter and veal snitzel with fried potatoes and salad - I had loa...

Today we left St-Jean-Cap-Ferran at 8am and left for Corsica. As high winds were due in the afternoon we had to leave early. The journey took us 5 hours at 19 knots, I couldn't even work as the yacht was bumping around so much it knocked me off of my feet. The owner and the captain thought that it would be amusing to take advantage of my blonde nature, as they knew I was emailing Ami they thought it would be amusing to say that we were going to go skiing tomor...

The owners arrived at the boat today and I was absolutely s***ting myself. There was a champagne toast to welcome them aboard their names are Koos (pronounced Cose) and Joke (pronounced Yoke) the borught with them their 3 month old Border Colie puppy called Queenie who is absolutely gorgeous (I just hope I don't end up having to pick up her piss and s***!) They took me and Julian the captain of the yacht to a Michellin starred restaurant and the food and wine...