Titled: The Self-Titled Idiot Face
Ok so it is now nearing a week here in New Zealand! might I say its only going to get better, but first:
Today i had the outright priveledge to drive a Mercedes SLR, the kind of thing that dreams are manufactured from.
Well im going to be honest, i only went and drove into a wall! heres my three paragraphs of shame explaining the idiocy of what i did!
Ok so ever since the incident which occured at approximatley 1.34pm GMT there have been several suspects regarding a recent crash of a very expensive Mercedes SLR sports car. All evidence seems to point at one particular individual who goes by the name of James Rowland. This shifty individual is known in the korean drug laundering circles, with his empire constructed on the bare-bones of the korean industrial revoloution. This criminal is not to be taken lightly, it is said he controls over 208 local malicia groups, a substansial brute force at his disposal.
The next suspect goes by the name of Jan Evans Freeman, pro-vice chancellor of Rockerfella international banking corperation. This character has been previously know to invest small amounts of money in off-shore projects, reaping in billions for the Rockerfella corporation. This ruthless individual resides in the upper regions of monaco, this tax-free island allows Jan intimate control over her money, evading a massive tax-payment on the billions invested.
New evidence suggests James Rowland was seen running from the scene of the crash, it is also evident that Jan was seen earlier that morning acting suspiciously around the car in question.
After a recent organised drug-bust of James Rowland's apartment it is apparent he has made a deal with law enforcement officers, to confess to the crash of the car in question in order for a reduced drug-driven sentence.
If that made no sense to you readers, basically I drove my dads's wife's car into the plaster-board wall, not any significant damage fourtantly. In Blunt Shortness Im an IDIOT-FACE who is a meer insect in this world of dominating predators, I could be squished just like that and I am bottom chain of the food-chain.
PS: Sorry Jan Im a Silly guy