Who knew H.P.Lovecraft wrote Chinese menus? "We were only trying to make some simple fried squid, but... something went wrong. Very wrong. It somehow took on a nature beyond our comprehension, and to partake of even one bite of the abhorrent fruit of our doomed labours is to taste a deep madness from a dimension utterly alien to our own. It sits there on the shelf, mocking us, as if possessed of a dark intelligence all its own, whispering in the night of our folly in praying to our hollow Gods for salvation from its unearthly evil. We cannot understand it, we cannot fight it, we cannot resist it. All we know is... it is NO LONGER SQUID."