Ellie, I cant believe that you think that Nathan does any work! Did you not notice when you were here? and don't blame your Dad too much, he is badly influenced by Mr Caine! It looks fantastic out there - soooo jealous! Marie and Mayhew say hello, Glenda is just as irritating as the day you left so nothing has changed! Methinks a pub visit is in order as soon as you get back, its very quiet (although not as quiet as it would be if I wasn't here!!!) xxxxxx

What's more, Dad, you will get some more photos when we can bothered to put them up!

Dad and Nathan- you are sooo obvious! And you moan at me for not doing much work!

Dear Missy Ellie I am hopping very gratefully that you are well. Just in the case that you are not aware of my personage, it is your very own Mister John, here, of whom you have posted such lovely picture on the internetcation. It is my deep regret that the cataracts in my eyes are not allowing me to see myself in my full glory (I have no doubt you remember my full glory well) but I am confident, Missy Ellie, that you have done me much justice. Firstly, I would like to apologising welly welly much for not writing to you soon. I am most aware that I promised to write to you most often following our marriage, but it has been most difficult to find a computer with Braille keys in Gujarati. You will, however, be most pleased to hear that I found a welly kind man in Delhi who was willing to write my words to you in return for my elder sister. Any of the ways, how are you fairing? Much has happened since your departure that I could fill in many pages of words and spaces and more words, but the kindly man says that my sister is only worth half a page, so I’d best be brief. You will be happy to learn that my divorceage has come through and that I have been allowed to keep the cat. I plan to have her skinned to adornage our marital bed upon your return. I have also speaking to your father who is telling me that he will pay me many rupees to make you honest. I think that we will be able to buy our very own shoes with the money he is giving. Many a night have I dreamed to no longer share shoes. I imagine you must have the same dreams. Maybe if we both go to work in my brother-in-law’s sweatshop, we can buy you some clothes which are fitting properly and have less odour. Welly well my lover, I must go and busk some more. I do love you Europeans, you give me all this money to play what you think is a musical instrument but is, in fact, an artificial insemination device for cows. Wishing you much free love. Mister John

What a fantastic web site this is! I am really impressed with the amazingly literate descriptions of all the places you have been and the photographs are worthy of public display in the Photographers' Gallery, London. Such extraordinary perception of Indian culture is exactly what we are looking for at Ordley Travel.com, specializing in tailor-made journeys for the discerning traveller, and we would like to offer you both jobs as 'India Specialists' on your return. This is subject, of course, to a further album of photographs being uploaded, as we note that the current photographs are now several weeks old. We look forward to Southern India and Thailand.

Did you message board yourself??! x x x.

Yeah...there aren't many pictures for India and we had used them all, so I thoguht I would intriogue you all and put a picture of the Japanese flag up!!!

Quite! Given that the web site is call Els and Hols got lost, maybe they are in Japan .....

Why do you have a Japanese flag as the photo for you last entry?!?!?xxxx

Hi Els Wow it looks like you are having such a fab time. The journals are great reading. Photos are brilliant. Have a great time in Thailand cant wait to read more. Take care and hi to Hols I was tickled pink when the link came through to my email and took me to your website. Big Hugs Sarah xxxxx

Sounds like you're having an awesome time girlies!!!! Miss you muchly! The blogs are hilarious, especially Els in Udaipur with the prostitutes hehehe. Hope you continue to update us with your great anecdotes. Have a wicked time xxxxxxxxx

oh good, another installment! Thought you were'nt going to drink? mmmhhh....... Putting the photo of 'Hols with Corn on the Cob' and a funny expression (what is that expression?) into the bulletin this week - i know you won't mind!!! You can explain when you get back eh? ta ta for now Kelly x