Oh dear God...just came back from White Water Rafting! As we got to the end of the biggest fall - I fell out! I honestly thought that I was going to die, I don't like water, especially when there are eels in it!! Not very funny - got a disc full of photos though - they are hilarious! Still cant upload pics because the computers round here are shocking! Love V x

Hi Vic, Can't wait to see some of your photos. You sound like your having a ball. I give Loren a little txt sayin you got her txt and that your still away, She asked me to pass a message on and say hope your having a lovely time. Your not missing anythink here. Take care and keep having fun! Love and miss you. Natalie W xxxxxxxxxxx

Hey all...and how are we!? I promise I will upload some photos in the next few days- I have been in places in the middle of nowhere where they dont have internet cafes, and this one is real slow so it would take me ages! I have been to Auckland, Bay of Islands (Haruru Falls- 1 of 2 horseshaped waterfalls in the world!), Cape Regeina and I am currently in Rotorua! We went sand surfing (bit random) and have been to a lighthouse on NZ most Northern tip that had a sign how far away we are from London! Nat W- Loren text me and said, but I'm not going to reply cuz it costs 50p and Nat M would have to clean a whole pantry for that! Tell here im in NZ - although I thort I told her! Love V x

Hi Vic...this site is getting as boring as the West Brom sites...get some photos up!!!!!! Anyway love ya loads...xxxx

Hi Vic, Like Nat, I'm kinda risking employment by e-mailing you from work - but hey! Glad to here you're well and enjoying yourself! Wish I was there - you're certainly not missing much here! Speak to you soon...Em xx

Eh eh calm down Victoria! As usual I am being a bit stupid but I have sent you an email hopefully you will get it but let me know because I have sent you one! Right firstly I am risking unemployment emailing you as I am on my mates internet as I am not allowed access yet! Secondly I know you will say 'how long for?' but I have quit smoking havent had one since friday night.Got a bit edgy last night when I saw Dot Branning having a cig, I was watching her inhale the smoke, how bad is that?!! Liverpool hasnt changed it still rains, people still talking funny and yes they are still orange! Hope you are having a great time, be safe and dont talk to strangers as Nanny Mary would say! Love you and miss you lots, hopefully you will want to come home to us although wouldn't blame you if you stayed! Try and covertly email you soon, Love Natalie x x x x x

Just for clarity Dave's below message was a joke and not about me!! Lol I'm glad to see your having a good time - I'm soooo jealous - managed to get one of your ice picks up. How cool is that place (excuse the pun). Why don't we have places like that?! Your not missing much here. We have gail force winds and torrential rain forecast for the week - Yay Keep enjoying it and take care! The Barker household isn't the same withoout you! Amanda x x x

Alright lil sis, Hope your ok, having a good time and all ? Just posting a message as I thought you may want something to read on your travels………. ....My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally went braless. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of her private parts. It had to be deliberate... She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married, and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me... I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, we are very happy that you have passed our little test.....we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family." And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car Love dave x x x

Hi Vic. I have seen your photo and it looks fantastic. I can see your very happy and having fun, that place must be wicked? Just to let you know lorens party is while your still away. Anyway keep having fun. Miss you Love Nat W xxxxxxxxxxx

Hi Vic, Managed to see your pic on the minus5 website. For anyone who is strugglin to find it follow this link http://www.rapidimage.net/media/mediaView.php?media_id=3739385 and it might work! It is a b***** to find! Anyway looks like your havin a blast! Take care - miss you loads! Love and Hugs - Dani x x x x x

Hi Vicky, Hope you are having a fab time, I managed to get onto the minus5 site and saw your photograph. Where did you get that coat from? Sounds like you are having a good time, be careful, enjoy yourself and take care. Love you Mom xxxxxxxxxx

Hi Vic...its Saturday morning(well just afternoon)...pissing down!!!>>>can i swop with you? :-) ..and i am prob going to get more depreesed after watching the Albion this afternoon..but good chance there will be a new kitchen when you get back!!!! We are all ok ..glad you are...but Davis could not get that link up to the photos you mentioned in your last msg...try again? Anyway...keep safe and get some pics up loaded!!!! Finally....Sonia has admitted to hitting the old bag just before she died!!!....cue....duh duh duh duh duh....anyone can fall in love(song in my kareoake? stlylee!! love you take care xxx