Yeah baby, a (raffles) handbag!! You haven't let me down Gav!!

I can't help but notice whenever you guys hit the beach there is no one else for miles....

Keep having fun xx

Judging by your pics (which are very nice) you arent anywhere near achieving the targets I set before you departed!! I think you should rename your tour to Chris and Gavs Sausage Tour.

It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this? It was only a kiss...it was only a kiss.

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Coming out of my cage and i'll be doing just fine, gotta gotta be down cos i want it all.

Hi you two!

Looks like your still having fun... Can i come meet youin oz!?!?! I want some sun!

Speak to you soon!

xxxxx

Hey agian dudes, wow your black!!!!!

Both look fantastic!!

Chris you do need to put on a few pounds....you look very thin in the face, head to the nearest maccies!!!

As for you Gav...whats with all the lady men????Hmmmm, but seriously looks so beautiful, and photos are brilliant!!!

Loved Nellys comment....a pink room you will right at home now wont you chollis!!!!

Anyway keep the hilariousness coming, loving every second of your adventures! Mindly jealous massively happy for the pair of you.

Be safe and Chris look after Gav hold his hand when crossing the road!! Lol

Love you both xxxxxx

Lies lies lies!!! your room is still grey and the girls havent won a single quiz but since I have been involved we have come very close.

As for the car - yes, it was a good deal and we are spending the money on this years holiday.

Take care - why didnt you text your mum when you landed in Oz?xx

More lies!!! I have not rented out your room I have simply redecorated it in PINK. As for the car - it was a good deal what can I say?

Be safe, love to you both.xxxx

It's all lies - I can assure you that the parents are not moving to scotland, they are quite simply letting out your room and have sold your car to gillian!!

Nigel is missing you both on a Tuesday night and true to form he still doesn't recognise either of us. Took the Patches once - fat lot of good but have won ever other week!!

Gav, stop buying shoes!! It will be handbags next!! How is everything fitting in the backpack?

Chris, you look as though you are wasting away!!Get yourself a good feed....

Oz is awesome - have a top time!! xx

Sorry can't spell animal and no I am not drunk!

Gav, you really have got hair

Chris, your parents are moving up the Scotland next week so not sure where you are going to live when you get home!!!!

I am very worried about Gino. He seems to have an animlal fetish !!! No wonder Max likes him so much!!

All is well in sunny Scotland, but my husband has not left home yet!!