Enjoyed your latest entries, mum has gone for a make over see her xmas day, sprog is wallowing in his pit playing some strange playstation game where he is killing lots af people and blowing up buildings. He has developed so well, 1-5 yrs Damien, 5-10yrs Freddie Kruger, 10-15yrs Jason, cant wait for 15-20yrs suspect has a trend for Shippman or Nielson. Right time to get the AK-47 loaded and take him up his breakfast.
Dad

Well 9.30 in the morning and best laugh I have had in the morning for ages, except when I waken up and see your dad!!! Absolutely hysterical, the tears where running down my face, I think you will both need to write a book when all this travelling is over!! Having a great time, I can read that, Thailand won't forget you two in a hurry!! Dying to see the photos. I can just imagine yous getting chased by the bats and the screams, you two I mean, not the bats!! Cheered me up no end, well keep having a laugh and keeping everyone amused with your exploits, love you lots, mum.xxx

As you can see we have updated our postcards but you will have to wait for the photographs until we get to Phuket. The computers on the island do not have the software required to download them.

Keep the messages and emails coming.

Love Us xxx

Santiago.....! Ring a ding ding! High five to that one sista!!! Pleased to hear (and see!) you're both having a ball in the land of make believe. Your missing s*** loads back here (not!!!) Get yourself to a full moon party and have a jungle juice or two for me. Love ya, The Adster xxx

Just visited your web sate this morning and read a few of your messages. I had better be careful about the content of my message as my Scottish homour may not be understood by all.Since coming home from Nigeria am I just getting sad. Right lotslito do in this vast bussling village, oh look there is the postman highlight for the day Aghhhhh

Hiya, looks like you are having a ball. Photos are good, looks amazing. Sure you are having aboring time, NOT!
Mandy says hi, will speak soon. xx

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to put the message on twice!!!!!! You know what I'm like with computers!!! Oh dear, how embarassing!!!!!!! xxxx

Hello you two, your messages and photos are hilarious and have been making me laugh OUT LOUD at work, which is normally quite a difficult thing to make me do at this time of the morning! You look like you are having loads of fun, I miss you both lots, Lyndsay, my house is not quite the same without you, I ended up having to close the curtains in your room as it was disturbing me too much pulling into the car park and looking up to see them open, knowing you weren't there (you never opened them!) I've even started leaving the dishes... okay I haven't, but I did try!!! I even tried to use the oven, but don't worry, nothing happened, I decided to take your advice and wait til I had supervision from an adult! Don't worry tho I haven't quite hit the malnutrition stage just yet and I'm even managing not to sleep through work!!!!
No seriously, I miss you both very much, take lots of care of each other and keep having fun. I love you xx
P.S Kirsty and I are in regular contact with each other as promised we'll take care of each other.

Hello you two, your messages and photos are hilarious and have been making me laugh OUT LOUD at work, which is normally quite a difficult thing to make me do at this time of the morning! You look like you are having loads of fun, I miss you both lots, Lyndsay, my house is not quite the same without you, I ended up having to close the curtains in your room as it was disturbing me too much pulling into the car park and looking up to see them open, knowing you weren't there (you never opened them!) I've even started leaving the dishes... okay I haven't, but I did try!!! I even tried to use the oven, but don't worry, nothing happened, I decided to take your advice and wait til I had supervision from an adult! Don't worry tho I haven't quite hit the malnutrition stage just yet and I'm even managing not to sleep through work!!!!
No seriously, I miss you both very much, take lots of care of each other and keep having fun. I love you xx
P.S Kirsty and I are in regular contact with each other as promised we'll take care of each other.

hi sis hows things hope ur well. we were at groove armada in edinbro it was rammed but pretty good.almost got all my shoppin as well now thank f***. anyhew hope u's r havin a ball xx

Hey ladies, Sorry its taken me so long to respond to you. I have slapped my wrists!!! Well it seems you are having a ball out there, wishing I was there with you both and having lots of fun in the sun. Anyway just to let you know the birthday evening went very very well and of course I had the most fun that night but yes it would have been alot better if you were there, but never mind there will be plenty of that when you return. Anyway enjoy Thailand and will be looking forward to hearing from your next destination. Lots of love and kisses Les xxxx xxxxx.

Hey girlies!!!!!!!! see I told you I would email eventually! Just seen the website round at derek s just now with him and noel. It s fab Im so jealous! We are currently drinking wine and having a gay ole time! have had a fab time today with noel and derek out shopping then drinking in soho. noel bought a trilby from topshop and oh my god he looks like justin timberlake! even some girl in the street said so. Did you get my email i sent from work?
I am off tomorrow so going to set up my email address so I will send you a more detailed account of my encounters over the weekend!(much too tell). keep us amused with the stories of drink and men and have a f***ing ball! you both deserve it! ps noel says watch out for the sharks!