Oh good grief, I've just been looking at your latest pics and I am pea GREEN with jealousy! It looks absolutely bloody amazing! Nige is looking thoroughly at home in his new close-to-nature environment; the new pjs are definitely a look. I'm not saying it's a good one... And good luck with the creepy crawlies A-Lo. Just remember - they're more scared of you than you are of them. Well... maybe not.....

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Our house is so quite now! Thank-you for all the laughs ALL WEEK, I had a blast! My skin is peeling and looks terrible. But I'm not the only one. I just have to tell you what just happened. "someone's head is peeling" skin floated from the top of the head down in front of the face at the same time as an inward breath. Yes - you guessed it - it was skin - up the nose! With a lot of coughing and spluttering to follow.

It was hillarious to watch

Miss you guys! Was a pleasure to have to over.

Can't believe we got so many laughs in the last 24 hours.

Remember, its not the ants you have to be worried about - its the snakes!

Safe travels.

Further newsflash.

Found ant on Nige's back yesterday when we were in bed. Totally freaked out now and its only Day 3 in Tropical Paradise....

fa cup - thats SOOOO last year. Its getting 7th place that matter now! news flash stop everything .... the sun came out at 10.30 today.

Sorry darlings, first chance to look at this, mitgating circumstances involving stressful work life resulting in copious amounts of alcohol.

Looks and sounds absolutely amazing save for the exercise part which scared me!

Miss you big time, but you are not missing anything here! xxx

Who cares about the FA Cup anyway......

Nige & A-Lo

Give us a video! xx

'The Obedient wife'

There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real 'miser' when it came to his money.

Just before he died, he said to his wife...'When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the coffin with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me.'

And so he got his wife to promise him, with all of her heart, that when he died, she would put all of the money into the coffin with him.

Well, he died. He was stretched out in the coffin, his wife was sitting there - dressed in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, and just before the undertakers got ready to close the coffin, the wife said,

'Wait just a moment!'
She had a small metal box with her; she came over with the box and put it in the coffin. Then the undertakers locked the coffin down and they wheeled it away. So her friend said,

'Girl, I know you were not foolish enough to put all that money in there with your husband.'

The loyal wife replied, 'Listen, I'm a Christian; I cannot go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money into the coffin with him.'
You mean to tell me you put that money in the coffin with him!?!?!?'
'I certainly did,' said the wife. 'I got it all together, put it into my account, and wrote him a cheque.... If he can cash it, then he can spend it.'
Send this to every clever female you know, and to every man who thinks they are smarter than women!!!

Hello you two - it was close last night - fulham could have gone above the mighty hammers but not to be. Yippee! Just so you know what you are missing - it was snowing in somerset, bumble bees are endangered and we are rubbish at rugby. So yes you are not missing anything but we are missing you. Love the bog. Lots of love xxxx Beccy

Nigel

I did warn you about Fitness Attitude. Michael and Kylie are slave drivers and we love them.

Still enjoy reading your blogs.