Hello Tash, dude I am so impressed with these stories! It sounds like you are writing to us from INSIDE one of those old chinese martial arts movies, fantastic! You'll be a jedi in no time. Take care missy x

tasha-lou, sorry I've not been in touch this weekend - I been ill in bed with temperature and durchfall - nicht nice! Hope you're ok though, good luck with the grading on Monday! Lots of love, xxx

Hey Tash...just been catching up on some blog reading.....the sauna sounds absolutley brilliant ... be sure to take some photos of that! Keep it real. x

Go girl, sounds like your having fun and getting fit. Hope you still have some booty left when you get back!!

Hello all,

Ta very much for all your messages.

I can tell you now that the pitchfork incident waseverything but funny at the time, but I am pleased that it greatly amused so many of you ;)

Tis healing, and I am still with foot...nothing has turned green, so all is cool.

Han,

I will still be in the land of spicy ork balls and dumplings I am afraid. Tis a shame as it may have been a giggle. Pass on my best wishes to her and tell me all the goss!

Mai, I hope to God that the dress still looks OK anmd that I donm't look like a man in drag with my new, er, physique. Am a leetle worried...will explain all in the next update. Hope you found your phone.

McSquirter,

I will work on the flipping for the party. Um...dont hold your breath! However, I have learned that you cn learn a "bench form"...that is a martial arts form / sequence using a bench (aka seat). Hehe. How cool would that be?! And for my next trick...

Nice one on the plankage Davide.

I gt to 5 chin ups! Woohoo! But now may partner in crime has left the building :(

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Hey chick!

Just received a letter from the Leapers (sp?!?) - Jan is stepping down as head of Martlet and is having a big ol' shindig on the 29th June at Hurst - are you still going to be away??

Hope your not in too much pain and are enjoying the communal nekkidness xxxx

Tash! Awesome to read your blog love - just to say I hope you've recovered from your lurgy and leg hole and are back on the way to becoming the lean mean fighting machine again!xx

Lou Lou!

PLease please send me new measurements as lost old set along with my phone! Need them asap! So sorry to hear about hole in leg! not good..dont worry am sure you'll look lovely in the lemon dresses we've ordered! Ha ha!!!! xxx

Heya, Loving the detail in the bloggage. Keep it coming, I loved the pitchfork incident. Glad all's going good and you are getting bendier daily. I expect you to do the backflips at Mai's wedding. I think it would go down well.

Thinking of you lots.

Claire's here too and sends her love and hopes the digital SLR is working out for you.

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Hey, It sounds amazing!!! Your one brave lady....I wish I was there, am very jelous!!! Loved your pitchfork story had to lol!!! Take care XX

Ooo er Missus, pitchforks sound fun. Is that your chosen weapon? I managed a 2 minute plank yesterday....not especially inverted though...xxx

much to learn you still have.... but I am green with jealousy grass hopper....inverted planks sound interesting!! Keep us updated, squeeze, XXXXX PS: pitch fork story sounds painful but made be lol ;-)