Bloody guttering is falling down. Eaves are rotten and need replacing. And I haven't seen Macchu Picchu. I'm not sure I can even spell it. I'm depressed. Methinks you have the better deal at the moment, even without the coca leaves.
Och well - at least I have access to a shower. And Me2's cooking...
;)
--My_hero the sated.

Belissima,
Thanks again for the call.
It's been a great pleasure hearing you & we are mucho happy that you are OK.
In short: do not waste time emailing us, since we do not get any emails from you via this lot!!!
It seems that messages to you and an all encompassing entry from you is the only method of keeping in touch.
Love you incommessurably,
A presto!

Ciao,
Please answer my email quick.
Lots of love and good thoughts for you,
A presto

Hey honey,
The Pyjama Fiend, Briar Rose and I just got back yesterday from a FANTASTIC weekend in Seaton where we swam in the freezing cold sea, met up with my great uncle who told us all kinds of tales including a parrot his mother-in-law had who knew loads of swear words and used to call him, "You dirty old b****!" and visited the neighbouring town of Beer. It was sooo lovely and I'll never forget it!
I'm sure u're havin great fun in Peru. What are these coca leaves and potatoes everyone keeps talking about? Am I missing something here?!
Anyways, take care of yourself and look forward to seeing you when you get back!
Luv
Happy Llama

Missing you too much!
Are you done with trekking? What's your journey plan for the foreseeable future?
I desperately need to know re: your provisional driving licence.
Let me know if you do not get the emails I've sent in the last 10 days or so.
Take lots of care of mia Principessa,
A presto!

Have just tried to catch up with all other comments & find everybody else has already said everything interesting! Having just read missive on trip to Tesco am wondering if coca leaf loo paper is a good idea! If I hadent been selfish & got myself a mortgage & a car I would be air lifting potato filled loo rools out to you even now! Stay away from any Inca mummy princess`s!

Heya!
Hope u're ok. I guess u're trekkin in the middle of nowhere rite now, so cant get to an internet cafe. Make sure u dont go swimmin in any nasty crazy rivers, as this one boy in Ecuador did that + went missin (incidentally in the very town I'll b stayin in!!!). I'm glad u like ur toothbrush- I'm sure it'll go down in history, become legendary etc...
Yeah, I think I'm going a little mad, maybe because we're off to Seaton today (me, Anar + Chia that is), so am v v excited!!! Should b great! The weather's threatenin 2 rain, but it's obviously completely wrong. It will b lovely.
Also lots of injections to look forward 2- i'll hav had 10 all tog!!
Take care + hav oodles of fun
God bless ya, hon,
Luv
Llamaa

Money worries?, No worries, nothing is permanent or irreversible.
When very hungry & with no food, just look cute at eating people.
Cats normally stare blinkless at the lips of the eating creature and I felt it was a very effective way to make me feel guilty and share everything.
Failing that just dribble near food and everybody will gladly give you the lot.
I really hope you won't need to find out if the joke might actually work...!
Thinking of you all the time,
With love & XXX OOO

hey bella bernard!
am very excited and have to tell someone. have just found THE most amazing thing. its a non peg clothes line!!! obviously bought it. perfect for NZ (not that you want to be thinking of that right now)
anyway chin up!
lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of love
God Bless
jen

ps. i run out of money in Tanzania by the end (I bought too many gifts for people) was ok, i borrowed a tiny bit from others, and just missed a couple of lunches.

Ciao,

Just sent you an email re: provisional licence, to which I need urgent reply, 'cos there isn't enough time till the lesson & I was told it takes anything-to two weeks to get one operational.
Safe two-more-weeks & return.

A presto O X

Yo yo yo, homie!
Glad to hear that everything is in equal share so you'll give me the treasure and the map too. Soo annabel gives up the bearings. . . . . sorry, couldn't resist mate! Trowbridge was great. Great surprise occured for Hels and I when Anna got up to dance. Mucho impressivo. Off to Froggie land tomorrow. Hope that Peru is great though why you are currently located in Nigeria is beyond me. However I should not doubt your geography skills. :) Anyway, update on the toilet situation. Baggins and I nearly fainted in shock when we came back from Malaysia and realised that the 'hole- in- the- ground' no longer existed! Have fun with the chefs. Baggins and I really enjoyed ours!

Ciao!
Darx

P.S Coco leaves are not allowed in the UK...... sorry!

Erm, in the message below, that should read "It's so character-building". I'm sure I typed the 's'. I blame the software. Or Voldemort.