Nice pics u 2, i'm glad u didnt get attacked by monkeys while u were at the Batu Caves!! Hope ur still enjoying yourselves, you're defiantely not missing much here - had some nice weather and um thats about it!
Get my exam results tomorrow eeessshk! Hopefully 3rd times a charm! Got a stinking cold atm and have had to help Wilf and Ems pack up as they're moving house this week! Chris has been up to Scotland for work and somewhere else today (i cant tell u where cos i've asked him quite a few times now and still can't remember!)
Anyway take care girlies and Sammy hope to speak to you soon.
Lotsa love xxxx
Niki & Keith
Sam
you can have our sofa and the kids for £30 per month love. The kids will work hard to pay you!!!!!!
Chris... Christmas dinner at your house this year but dont tell your parents cos they ll want to come.
Keep enjoying yourselves you two.
Loads of love
Keith & Niki xxx
Shell
Hi guys!! Glad to hear you're still having a blast, can't wait to see you Sam! Big BBQ plans under way, naturally, and we're taking you 4WD ing at 5 Rocks!! (but whatever you do don't get in the car with Uncle Marty, he's a total lunatic - you didn't hear that from me)!!
Spoke to Uncle Don for his b'day the other day, and now Nan and I have decided it's about time we saw our mad family in England again, so planning a trip for next year!! Yippee!!
Take care, talk soon!! xx
Bellers
Hey there chicky, just been reading all you stuff. Sounds like you having a fabaroony time; not jelous at all, Fareham Rocks....ha ha ha ha! Craig did the Great North Run at the weekend, I was soooo proud of him. Kids are both good, Charlie is loving big school and Lois is loving playschool. Off to Pizza Hut today with Gill & Jenna, so no doubt gonna put on about 3 stone in 1 hour....yum yum yum.
Glad to hear your singing the pompey chimes around the world, have to recruit for the blue army some how. Not much else to report really hun. Missing you lots, halloween just won't be the same this year. Lots and lots and lots of love, xxxxxxx
Jayne Louise Hurd
Hi Hun,
What a family...Here's the latest, you may need to sit down
Your dad was last seen busking on the Guild Hall steps, he didn't make much money and the homeless were paying him to be quiet.
Your mum and gouch>>> well she apparently now owes him 50p and they have gone into hiding.
Chris has changed all the locks and is now a recluse.
Gemma has run off with some bloke who was standing next to her on the big screen?
Gary and Caroline have rented the room to s suspicious looking couple for 50p a week,
Nan, has changed her name to Jocelyn and run off a midget in a circus and Grandad is still asleep in the same arm chair that he was in when you left!
But hey now for the good news...I've got a comfy massage couch that you can use, all mod cons etc and yours for the taking at just £15.00 per day. and for that I'll throw in some towels aswell.
See you need to come home now to sort us all out, I heard it was your fault that Pompey have been losing cause your not there singing "play up pompey" , Gemma was sane before she met Chris and we were (as rumour has it) a normal family, no, actually, forget the last bit that's just a lie.
Anyway carry on having a fab time, we do miss you really, If I get any other offers for the massage couch I'll give you first refusal, coz ur family.
Love you
Jayne, ( I sold Charlotte and Soph for some designer clothes...they're fab)
XXXX
Sam
Its official... Im homeless.
Caroline... thanks for the offer. But Im becoming a pro at bartering now, so 100 is way too much. Lets start at 10 pound per month!!
Chris. You couldnt possibly cope living in a house alone so me or Gem will have to live rent free! Have fab time in Devon.
Goucher (aka Perry): which idiot gave you my website address?. Get out my room, your farts are poison!! ha ha
Chris
Sam! I'm home alone!
Mum's run off with Goocher somewhere and apparently Dad's in a refuge! (About time!)
We're off to Devon this weekend, not quite as exotic as 'The Nam'. I expect we'll get the same amount of rain that you're getting though so its fairly close in comparison!!
Loving looking at the pics and hearing all the stories, keep em coming.
If you hear anything from the parents let me know, I don't really know what's going on! If they don't come back soon I may have to take legal ownership of the house and of course have to charge excessive rent to you when you return!
Loads love, take care Chris X
Gemsie
Reading your message board has just made me laugh out loud so hard i think a little bit of snot came out my nose, not to mention the weird looks i am now getting whilst sat at my desk at work!!!
Goocher
Oh by the way caroline would you take 45 a week if i promise not to break wind ?
Goocher
£100 a week, its only 50 at Karen's and there is extras (like heating and lighting) how is Vic getting on at the refuge i must give him that 50p some time!
Its ok Sam we've cleared a space near the highlands road shops for you and the clothing recycle bin is very close by, not sure they have any yellow / black dresses or friendship bands though?
Caroline Street
Hi Sam, you haven't been singing to those poor Vietnamese. Don't you think they have enough to put up with. I'm off with your dad tomorrow to see a proper team (Spurs). As it seems your stuck for a roomwhen you get back, Matthew has moved to Bournemouth now so his room is available (£100/week). Love Gary and Caroline. xx
Sam
Thanks again to everyone for the lovely messages and updates. Looks like I should use this board as an opportunity to search for a room to rent!!!! Dont worry dad Im promoting Pompey everywhere I go. At the orphanage the other day the kids were having a singing lesson and the teacher asked us to teach them english songs (including Jingle Bells!!!) But I took the chance to teach them 'Play Up Pompey' which they did and it was fab, ha ah! Jenna.. whats thius about the nig screen. Put it on UTube then send it to me!! Gem... yep loving my dress, bit worried it may get ruined with the hand washing though, he he. Sorry didnt get to talk to you thurs. I didnt realise you were there till the end (silly really).
Love to you all (except Perry, get out my room, he he!!!) x x x