Had this all written out and saved then something screwed up so Im gonna paraphrase..

First we flew to Denver on an old relic of a plane that made me wanna cry because i didnt think it was even air worthy. When we finally hit solid ground in Denver I was so confused because the airport is like the size of SK. The flight to Las Vegas was so much nicer, the plane looked like it was about 80 years newer. We got to Vegas, checked into our hotel then went for a walk to the strip. In the first ten minutes we almost died because of the confusing cross walks.

We went to the Excalibur and had a drink, went across the street to New york, New york and ate at an italian restaurant which was delicious but stupidly expensive. $11 for one drink. After that we went to the Coyote ugly club and had a beer. We hit up the Tropicana and Hooters then went back to the hotel, tested out the hot tub and called it a night at like 3am.