We are on the bus! Brief moment of panic when a different National Express bus rolled up with a woman driver. This was quickly resolved when she stepped out the bus and looked like a post-op transexual. Only 2 hours to London town.

Tonights plans. Catch the National express 6.30pm from Cheltenham to Heathrow,arrive at 9 and sleep in a hotely thing. During the 2 1/2 hour journey I shall debate the merrits and legalities of putting Gemma to work as a chimney sweep.

A hurricane called Earl is trying to get my flight delayed. My name is Congy* im no happy. *see what i did there.

One more sleep until our big trip to London Town. I heard the streets are paved with gold. I can't wait. Might send Gemma to work up a chimney like in the films. She's small enough. Anyway, enough for tonight, I must get my beauty sleep. The movie producers in LA won't want me with bags under my eyes.