Without Mr Matthew John Wells and his all round sporting ability at the Helm of my school, we would be in a whole world of trouble. I stand before you here today to testify that in my opinion the Wellsies are the better sportsmen.

The Head

We would like to give evidence to support the Wellsies top sportsmen plight. Mr Matthew John Wells has been a revelation for our team this season. His agility and spped around the court have meant we are top of our league and his running in shot is a thing of beauty.

NKKC  

I finished 19,345 th in the 2004 London Marathon 1 place behind Mr Matthew Wells. I therefore can testify on this evidence the Wellsies are the better sportsmen.

Marathon Man

Hi Alice

Thanks so much for the call in the middle of the night !!!!!! Glad you enjoyed yourself - but next time can you wait until the morning before phoning. I am actually home for the weekend so Dad is no longer Norman no mates !!! Take no notice of the last message !!! love mum xxxxx

Dear Mr Wood

Have tracked you down through this website; although I 'm pleased that  I have been able to improve your sex life whist your wife has been away I would like to remind  you of an outstanding bill of £350 for services rendered. Strange habits do cost that little bit extra!!

Thank-you so much for the 2.30.a.m.  phone call daughter- glad you enjoyed flinging yourself from a plane that much!  - Hope the adrenalin rush has subsided now - good job I love you THIS MUCH! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx  

Keep on having fun, love to Ali too, from Baggy-eyed Mut xx (As always, be safe!) 

Having just recieved a vastly reduced phone bill this quarter and then noticing that your bed had not been slept in for nearly two months which was silghtly lower than average I realised suddenly you were not at home. I then went on a Google search for you and came up with this website. Who are all these weird people on your message board anyway? Spence/Wells debate seems to have forgotten basic genetics that Wells boys being half Spence have inherited all their good points from this side of the family and the American intervention can simply be dismissed by the complete humiliation suffered at the Bahamas Barbecue by the Hobbit family!

Alice I am a bit worried about your Mum as your Dad has found the same as me that his phone bill is reduced and she ahs nor slept in her bed for over a month. Is she with you or as she pretends  Prague or Margate? He is so desperate he is now becoming romantic on your message board! Tom and Will both said they love the pictures of all the boys so keep them coming!!!

Before I sign off Sophie have you seen my cheque cards anywhere as can't seem to find them!

Remember if either of you lose your horse's head give the other a lift.

Hi Alice & Soph

love the new website - you have been working hard to get it up to date. I am into my second week at Margate - Gill and Ken are looking after me very well - Dad came on Saturday he went to watch Southend lose to Canterbury and then England lose - never mind !!!! Keep having fun

 Love Mum xxxx

Hi Al,

It was really good to talk the other day - especially as I'm norman at the moment. Saw Mum on Saturday - I actually miss the old trout.

Sounds like you had a good time with Sarah. Love the photo's - for some reason thee seems to be a lot of young men around - it's nice to be popular. Of course I don't approve and it is unlikely that any of them will be good enough for the BSG.

Give my love to Sops

Take care, Love Dad

Well girls just to let you know that the Blues from Auckland beat the Reds from Queensland, thats in Australia 38 -13. But didn't the Red and Blue shirts contrast well against the green grass and did you see the girlfriend get all embarassed when the marriage proposal came up on the big screen!

P.S. Love the sunsets 

hello beauties!wanted to be the 1st one in there!

u 2 really are the best and ive enjoyed having u here so much,it meant loads!i really hope you'll be back but for now keep in touch...soph il get ur email off al!Enjoy your kiwi experience girls and I hope you love it over here*and can i just say thank you for keeping an eye out for me last night.terrible but fantastic evening!all my love xXx