Hiya, not too good with technology and just realsied I could ahve sent you wee messages via this board rather than email. I'm slow but I get there in the end!

Sounds like you are having a blast - the SWAGGERs are all green with envy now (though we were a bit greenish/treehuggy before).

It was snowing in Inverness last weekend - bet you don't have the white stuff over there?

Fab that you've met up with Mr Mech Hanger Martin. Any sightings of / rumblings from my sister yet?

Do all the things you want to but think you can't afford to - life's too short to wait for another day.

Love, Amanda.x

p.s. I haven't moved an inch on the Straight board since you left!

Helloooo Miss Smithers! How ya goin? Your site just gets weirder - I love it! Good distraction now the loooong winter days are here in SWAGland. Haven't ventured into the world of beboness for quite some time so thought I'd say hi on here. Hope you are well and your scabby face clears up soon. Looks like you're still up to mischief so it's all good. Good luck with the job hunt! V xxx

Are you serious?! 5th camera? Wow, that's gotta be a new record or something! Mr Slick at Dicky Smith's must love you...

Persist with the weather darl, you can't complain about last weekend - I'm still sunburned from too much beach and surf time.

WoooHooooooo!

beef,

am sure it was a spelling mistake but a party bag sounds great!! id def like one - would it have little lemon slices in it, maybe some fag ends or a dirty little roll. who knows, whatever scampy finds on the floor in the bars i guess.

you are missed x x x x

Hey Smithers,

Sorry to hear about your impetigo. Keep eating your greens! (Says she!) Hope you get beta soon. Suz has been baking for us a lot recently in the dungeon. It is the only thing that keeps us going. Chocolate cake and cookies! Yum!

Speak soon,

Sarah x

Hey Smithereens,

You have the oddest choices of fancy dress outfits.
Have some news - finally got engaged to Rach. Don't think I'll be involved in any spreadsheet madness like Fi, but will nod and point at things that are shown to me in the coming months, which should account for my 'participation' in wedding plans.
Am now on my 3rd dungeon seat, each day narrowly avoiding smacking my head off the new shelves we have. (Amanda already has a cartoon style lump in head)

CK

Hey Smithers,

Fake hand and lemon party? that sounds intersting, can't wait to see the photos. I laughed a lot at the rat/possum story, easy mistake to make I suppose, in NZ they used to try to run possums down because they eat all the trees or something. Anyhoo just to keep you updated we have been doing a wee bit o movin in the dungeon, CK is now in Frances old desk and we have some new it folk in the room too. The bush lives on and is growing stronger all the time!

P.S Don't ever try irn-bru and madouri, its evil!

Hey Smithers,

Yup, it's next spring I get married - 6 months to go last Saturday - eek!! I think I need to be added to the straight end of the chart in the dungeon...I've been indulging the total control freak in me and generating a GIANT planning spreadsheet complete with all my remaining tasks to be done and deadlines assigned to each one! Oh dear......

hi, i wrote fiona e - cause there seems to be 2 fee's unless i told you at somepoint when drunk that i was getting married!
Anyway, hello laura the liability, the flat looks nice - not to shabby at all, you seem to be having some luck with locating jobs too which is nice! Usually its much harder for people cause there's so many travellers huh?
Thats cool you got to meet with iain, cant believe how many people you have met up with actually, feel like half of scotalnd is in australia!
Glad to see you continune to not like to make tea - me and kat were talking about that the other day actually.
All is groovy back here - sarah and gem's pirate party was a bit o fun!, going to another fancy dress this weekend - tis the season to be fancy!'
No boys on the scene just now - which is nice and uncomplicated!
No complaints, worries or dilemas to note!
miss you lots but, its been a while now
love love ciao ciao!

Hey kiddo, you are such a slack ass! Work is 9-5 mate, ha ha...see you this weekend

Hey Smithers!

Been catching up on all your adventures - haven't been on for a few weeks. You've missed out on the fun of viewing my 'mock ups' of my wedding invites - I even did variants!! How sad am I?!! I've enlisted the help of my bridesmaids and a few friends and Swaggers to make them all in a few weeks time - hopefully if there's lots of us it won't take too long!

Hope the job gets a bit more exciting soon,
Fi
x

Hello it's Mrs Sarah McPhie here! Still gettin used to that! How's it going? Glad to hear you got a job. I came back to Swagland yesterday after a blissful 3 weeks of honeymoon. Loved the Dominican Republic- beautiful beaches...but then I guess you've seen plenty of them recently too! Now I'm livin in my new house and trying to be domesticated. Been doin ok with the cooking so far. Only nearly poisoned Iain once when I served him bacon that was 3 weeks out of date. Fortunately he didn't trust me enough and checked the date! He cooked dinner last night- probably for his own safety. Anyways I've got 26 hours of flexi to make up by the end of the month so I've got to go and be a workaholic now...

Bye for now!! XXX