Hes fat, hes Scouse, hes probably robbed your house.. Wayne Rooney Wayne Rooney.........

can't stop eating chocolate biscuits

He's long he's red he's feet hang out the bed .... Peter Crouch

You watching the World Cup Shelley? Tell the Aussies (all of them if you can) that Tim Cahill looks like a fourteen year old boy and Australia are the worst football team since Tottenham in the 1990s. Thanks. If they get angry, shake a beer up and open it in their faces, screaming "Football is for Europeans, not Australians!" as loud as you can. Thanks. Peace X

Hey Shelley,
You're piccies look fab. Thinking about you, you lucky thing. Miali and Lissy are both great. Take Care of yourself chick xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Shelley, Shelley, I got a big belly!

I can knock anyone out in one punch i am the hardest man in the universe.

Oi Shelley, its Leo's birthday today in case you didnae nah. Meeting in the Hardy at 6, see you there yeah? Peace out. X

i am the hardest man in britain no one mess with me

Hay Shelley how you doing??? It's been ages! Your pictures are amazing, im so glad to see your having such a great time!!! Me and Lee are doing ok! lee's getting on well with his bricklaying, things are definately looking up!
What have you and jamie been doing?? Jamie's got are home number if you ever want to ring and have a quick chat!!! hope to speak to you soon! Take care. Claire and Lee xxx give jamie a big big hug!

I'm less angry. And apparently I owe the police of England an apology. They only shot him. Twice. It wasn't murder on this occasion. Bye. X

What what what?! There was no anger in my previous message. Are you ill? I tell you what DOES make me angry Shelley, today the police murdered another civilian Muslim in London. No reason. No warning. THAT makes me angry. Awroight? BUY ME A KOALA BEAR. Peace. X