LEIGH... Did u open a Pandora's Box whilst Google-Snooping?... LOL
BLAIR... Maybe u should go rscue those gals and check out the Thai Lady Boy's then we could do a Mock-u-drama when u get back. go Canadian wide with it to start..... (mind u wear a disguise please incase u need a job when u get back here)
Katrina
Uncle Brian.. (see what u have missed)...... Should u make the trip out to get your new fitted shorts and to bring those wounded babe's home u will need the following!.... First aid kit / bandages and band-aids for Anna incase she went gliding off the mountain on her Terrain Vehicle..... Alo Vera for Heath for any burns she got cooking her Thai meals, afterall she had 5 or more dishes to do.... and splint's incase they got stomped on by some 80yr old elephant.... and not to forget a finger print kit for evidence L******.......
Auntie Judy
Ahhh.... another day with no updates from the girls... well, I will take it that you two are feeling better and having way too much fun cavorting with elephants to take precious time searching for internet cafes. Did you clean up zoo doo? Were there indeed baby elephants? How little? Are you taking lots of photos Heather?
Uncle Brian
OK, so, catching up; Heather and Leanna are now back in Thailand, Heather has had her injured foot looked at again, Blair has expressed feelings of transexuality, Heather has been to many foreign hospitals, Katrina is still worried about luggage, Leanna threw up on a bus, Heather jumped off a boat, the girls had custom clothes made - - - er, did I read that Blair is interested in Thai Lady Boys!?
Wow, I go away for a while and all hell has broken loose by the time I get back to reading the blog! It sounds like there will be another Douglas visiting the mystical SEA region soon.
Heather, your mother has been worried about your foot, hopefully it is feeling better. The two of you! Your time there is coming to a close, Healthy Up so you can enjoy the rest of the trip more!
Blair, really, what is there to say? We love you just the way you are, there is no need to hide the real you. We might've loved the hetero Blair a little more, but not much.
The kids these days; international travel and intrigue, thoughts of gender-bending, sheesh; when I was their age I was working hard and supporting a family - this is the generation that will take over from us ....
Unc of the B
Blair
It is me, mom; or at least, the real me - not the me I show family and friends. I'm sorry you had to find out this way. Did you like what you saw when you 'googled' it? Can you see me becoming one?
I will be over later today and we can talk about this. *Puts on disguise as normal male to fool rest of population* Leading a double life is hard.
Blair.
Leigh
Are you kidding me Blair?? That wasn't you? Leanna, I think you should check the email address of that comment and expose who the Blair impersonator is! Katrina...do NOT google that subject...as I did....and regretted...oh my!
Blair
I'm not sure who posted that last entry posing as me but... whoever it was... I just have to say... get out of my head.
Ronnie
Dear Leanna the small, try not to get underfoot when picking up the elephant dung (as I am sure that will be your job whilst conversing with them) or you could get really hurt!
Always....your... w h o r e h e a d!
Blairsey
Heather, do a brother a favour and spend some time with the famous Thai 'Lady-Boys' for me, as you know, I've always been a little (bi)curious about the Thai Lady Boy phenomenon and since I can't be there myself maybe you can do this for you brother. Enzo and I would appreciate it. Now I have to go to Dad's to try to pull ahead in the Risk tournament!
Blair.
Unhealthy Heather
Well I can now say that I have been to medical facilities in Vietnam AND Thailand, how lucky am I! Leanna and I just returned from a trip to the hospital. They looked at my foot and said all is well. They asked me a few questions and said they didn't think it was anything serious to fingers crossed I just magically get better! At this very moment I don't feel fevered so maybe the trend will continue! And Mom, please don't bring up border crossings......or not being able to get on our last few planes.......
Leigh
I guess Thailand must let you cross the border if you're fevered??? Heather, you must have REALLY been stressed that day! OK you two, it really is time for you to get back to 100 percent and have fun with the elephants!
Katrina
Sheesh my poor babies!.... I think I will drive up to the airport with the EMS that should cover u both!...hopefully u are feeling better Anna maybe u have picked up some PARASITE... hopefully u leave it behind in the bucket..........Hopefully your foot has got more attention Heath and u are able to continue on your Trek without aches and pains. ( same foot as Banff huh?) ..... Despite this u sound like u are having wonderful days...... Should u come across the is village which is really far North its the ladies with the long necks not ears.....LOL... (oops 1st time Iv'e been wrong all year.... ENJOY YOUR NEXT ADVENTURE.................KKEP SAFE...........