yo amigo! hows tricks. i guess your further north in austrailia now. hope all goes well with that mate. bet it'll be wkd seeing some countryside. all is goin well here, mel is on holiday at the mo so missin her lots. went over to strat on sat, it was wkd me mickey c and andy had a good few beers!! chelsea lost 3-0 to boro' at the weekend andy got so much stick! off out with mr bulford tonight which will be wkd. nothin is really happenin round here at the mo, no amazin news. dirty sanchez were filming in campden a few weeks ago which was funny, they were doin alot of shin-kicking! weird bunch! england kicked ass in the rugby again. you'll have to let me know your new contact number i'll have to give you a call soon. hope all goes well bud, sent as an email when you can. have fun, take care. p.s as per normal your gay!!

Hello mate. Hope your 11 hour train journey goes well, wouldnt wanna be u, its bloody hot today an i've been down to the beach. A good night last night an i'm pretty rough this morning. Sorry i didnt get up this morning to see ya go, u should of come in an woken us up. Take it easy mate an hopefully i'll see ya soon. Let me know how the fruit picking goes ok. Dave

Hey mate just a quick one to see how you are doing and to say hey before you move to the out backhope all is going well not alot to report on this end laura is down this weekend to play which is gonna be nice as we havn seen her since christmas well shake some booty for you keep having loads of fun and ill send you an email soon, also sorry didnt reply to your msn was beacuse i was asleep only noticed it this morning on my computer (very rare for me to be on msn at 3 in the morning our time) love and hugs tanya xx

SCOTTY DOESN'T KNOW
Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me, Do it in my van every Sunday. She tells him she's in church but she doesn't go, Still she's on her knees and Scotty doesn't know!
Oh Scotty doesn't know!, So Don't Tell Scotty!, Scotty doesn't know!, Scotty doesn't know!, So Don't Tell Scotty!
Fiona says she's out shopping, But she's under me and I'm not stopping...
Because Scotty doesn't know!,Scotty doesn't know!, So don't tell Scotty!, Scotty doesn't know!, Don't tell Scotty!

I can't believe he's so trusting, While I'm right behind you thrusting.
Fiona's got him on the phone, And she's trying not to moan. It's a three-way call and he knows nothing!
Scotty doesn't know!, Scotty Doesn't Know!, Scotty Doesn't know!, So don't tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn't know! Scotty doesn't know!, Scotty Doesn't Know!

We'll put on a show!, Everyone will go!, Scotty doesn't know!
The parkin lot, Why not? It's so cool when you're on top!
His front lawn in the snow
Life is so hard because Scotty doesn't know!, We did it on his birthday...
Scotty doesn't know!, Scotty doesn't know!, Scotty won't know!, Scotty doesn't know!, Scotty's gotta know!
Gotta tell Scotty!, Gotta tell him myself!, Scotty doesn't know!, Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty's gotta go!

I will no longer eat eggs as staple diet. I have now realised the error of my ways... you are lucky to be in Australia, Scott. You are especially lucky to not be encoding programme's called 'A Life of Grime' This statement becomes more true the further I have to delve into this programme. I have seen things that would make a monkey blush. I now leave you to rethink my life... speak soon. much love. put down the eggs. x

Hi Scott, thank you for your email well i see you are off to the farm lol i bet you will enjoy mucking out and all that work still if the money is coming in, and you cant spend it, then you can enjoy it all afterwards. anyway i hope you get on ok, it will be hard for you not to be able to get in touch so we will all understand, i always seem to send you messages when its one of my swimming days lol and thats where i am off to now so i will speak to you soon Love you Lots Nana xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

hi sweetie, just a quickie as dead busy at work and really need to get on but wanted to drop you a line, say hi and moan about the crap weather - so cold!! going down to London friday to shake ass with Tanya, Dom , Mikey, Andy etc - Oli and Andy are Dj-ing at a club down there so should be a laf - will let you know how it goes - wish you were here to come with us - brings back memories of fabric last summer!!! how messy was that??!! there will be plenty more opprtunities when you return tho!! take care and i'll let you know how it goes!!! Xx

Hi Scott, who the heck is Pot Gnome? and what a QUEER message, i hope you are ok as ive not heard from you in quite a while, but i can wait lol,have you moved yet? or are you still into Mobile Phones? i bet you are such a Glorious colour, we are all well here Grandad is painting ths garden slabs, to stop them all going green in the winter, its been so cold here, you are in the best place, i hope we have a better summer this year. they say we will so lets hope we do im going to visit Uncle Harry in a while as he is in Hospital, hes been in for 10 days now and they still dont know what is wring with him, must go now Babe hope to hear from you soon Love Always Nana and Grandad XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

who the f**k sent you that message!! the pot gnome!!! it made no sense what so ever!! anyway me old mucker how are you? how has your week been buddy. you still in sydney? when you movin to northern oz? thank you for the email last tuesday, its always good hearin from ya, liked your story from austrailia day! you sly old dog you!!!! i've had a good week, been busy at work as normal, which is good but it feels like i'm getting s**t money for so much hard work! see england thrashed the welsh at rugby in the 6 nations, played them off the park which was brilliant. mickey c's new gaff is well nice, went out for a drink with the stratford gang fri, went bowlin (again!) with micky helen and tom today. can't believe the weekend is over again, its too short! mel's off snowboarding in bulgaria next weekend for a week, so i have a week on my own, i will miss her like hell!! me and tom were discussin goin to see westy, haven't seen the oxford lot in ages. i hope we do go as we keep sayin it and never do it!! hows the cashflow situation bud? any idea on how long your staying out for. where are pictures of the australian wildlife!!!! well its great to hear ya having a wkd time tho bud let me know more stories of all the fun you've been having :-)!! hope to hear from you soon, take care of yourself. as its a running theme now..... your gay!!!

Hi Kathryn, Glad to hear your mom was given the all clear. How's Judas these days? The last i heard of him was doing time for recreational goat humping, or something like that. That boy of yours really is a strange one to figure out. I remember he used to take Daniel out on a sundays, they used to have so much energy for about four hours, then not speak a word for the rest of the week.

Oh before i forget, Fanny's been fingered. She was picked out of 3,500 people all trying to get a position at the new york school of ballon d'essai, and she finally made it. It doesnt suprise me, she has been pumping so much time into her studies and revision, and bless him, even little 9 yeaR old Tommy Griffin has been around offering her a hand on a regular basis. She loves all the attention, and Tommy's just happy that she doesnt mind him being around to help her swallow it all.

Anyway, i hope you are looking after yourself and havent become too much of a cavernous gusset valley. Please send more pictures of Linus and Maria, and i will take more photo's of bruce for you, although i seem to be running out of roofies.

Send my love to the paki

All the best

Claudia Louise I Timpson
xxx

Hey Scotty,

Hope you are well, Al and I are settled in now and we are waiting impatiently for our beagle puppy to be able to come home (11/03/06). I get my new horse tomorrow!!! (Yay) He is an ex-pointer that Em and I are going halves on if we like him! Nothing out of the ordinary has happened here, unless you count Charlottes 21st birthday party which involved an obscene amount of alcohol, karoke and 'The Final Countdown' amoung others! It is all still a bit of a blur.... I am now teetotal for the rest of this year unless England win the world cup in which case i will have to get drunk otherwise i will be the only sober person in England! Well I am off now so i will speak to you soon, Love you loads XXXXXXXXXXXXX (P.S. You're Gay!) :)

hello chicken.... i've been officially crap since the 10th January!! so sorry sweetie, truth is been crazy busy at work - its all been kicking off and i've had no time for anything else recently!! been trying to get in my fair share of playing too though - verging on alcoholism - is craving a G&T at 10.30 in the morning so bad??? apparently so according to my colleagues!! but all is good, met some really lovely paople in Hinckley now and having lots of fun, not managed to catch up with the stratford crew in a while but down to london next weekend to see Tanya, Dom and Mikey which will be lots of fun. well february already!! weather is still poo although the mornings are getting lighter - can't wait for the summer!! any plans for the return journey yet?? hopefully not too far away - we need a good excuse for get together and huge piss up and the 'return of Scott' would be just the occasion me thinks!! not planning anything else particularly exciting for a while but will try to keep you more updated with general goings on, miss you chick, take care and make sure you carry on partying!!! Xx