Dear Paros, What a beautiful getaway you are, how could I ever stay angry at Greece when you are so loving. One small little street, a beautiful beach, all just a little walk away. You gave me love I'll never forget, filled with experiences I'll remember for ever. I smashed plates on the ground while dancing in a fast paced running circle. Shotted liquish flavoured Ouzo, ate the most delish dark chocolate ice cream, and gyros for only 2.30! Then Nicks bu...

Okay, Greece, I forgive you a little bit, you sure cook a mean slouvaki. Way to my heart is apparently Greek food. Yummo. Mykonos, you however, I get it now. You are just here to party and have fun, nothing serious. Paradise Beach, your secret place, really is amazing. Enter and walk to the left there are go through three different worlds. A chilled lounge area, no drink - no sit, music pumping but no one dancing. On to the chill lounge, even more relaxed, fo...

Mykonos, Why, why don't you like me?? Did you have to steal from me though? €250??? I hope that goes to your staving children, or if you are a drug addict, I hope you overdose. What do you mean there are no police? I have to go where to find a police station? You'd think theyd be everywhere with such gigs on all the time. Bob Sinclair with 5000 people at my hostel, Paradise. So there. But cops better be there too. Tourist Island. I see you clearly now...

Greece is very different. Mykonos. As I sit here in the shade wearing my bathers I can see the ocean, it is of course beautiful. Before that are chairs that will cost you 12 euro to sit in, waitresses wearing bikinis out in the sun and over priced cocktails with no flavour. But right in front of my eyes are the entertainment. Two very very skinny dancers. To the point of anarexia. Of course the music is american clubbing mix, an inspiration to dance but t...

I'm on a boat! Heading to Mykons! I knew Athens love was true, the airport welcomed me with open arms, the train station had one line going one way. No problem. The best benefit of speaking English is that everywhere someone understands you. Then the benefit of speaking out loud to yourself, or travel buddy, in English, is that randoms will over hear you and give you directions to your hostel. Or randomly, people walking past will ask if you are German and...