Hi leigh,i'm really impressed with your 3 little fishes.james martin made some real tasty dishes in ready steady cook last week using snapper fish.did you put them back in the sea.
love and miss you loads mumxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Hope all is well in sunny New Zealand, sounds like your still having a good time.

Having read the last few messages regarding the elephant and the polar bear (the elephant would win, trust me im an ecologist!) i have a new question for you kids to ponder:

A slice of bread, when dropped always lands butter side down

A cat when dropped always manages to land on its feet

So if you were to strap a piece of buttered bread (butter side up) to the back of a cat and drop it out a window, how would it land?

Hi Sam and Leigh. God just took me ages to read all the debates going on.....nice to see you lads can still have a good debate even though your different sides of the country! Hope your both keeping well and bruv you've finally got back into the swing of the little thing called WORK.... I hope your getting to work at a decent time and not getting out of bed 5 mins before you got to be at work? Im being a busy bee at the moment with work,got to work hard if want a job! Love all the new pics and even printed some off and replaced them with that photo I had of you 2 (sam knows what one I mean leighs 21st..and sam with very short hair). Anyway hope your both ok and will speak to you over the weekend, take care love sis xxxxxxxx

Hi leigh and sam,congratulations on your new job.
and where's my invite to a kiwi barbie party.oh well leigh will now know what it's like when he has to tidy up after a party,and he won't have his sister to nag him to death before mum and dad get's home.
hope you both are well you look it from the photo's.it's dad's birthday to-morrow and were out for a chinese at lunchtime somewhere in andover.
take care of each other love and miss you both love mumxxxxxxxxxxx

SPOT ON mr nicholls and also very funny and highly amusing!!!!! I comepletely agree with all of your theories!!!! sorry Mr Martyn!!!! just thought i should tell you all i have wangled myself another job which starts as soon as my current contract finishes, the new contract takes me up to the end of april when i leave NZ!!! woo hoo. we are having a party next week at our house to say goodbye to the people im currently workng with, althoughill see most of them all the time cos they are my friends!!!! Ill post some pics as it should be good, there are about 40 people coming!!! Our landlord is coming too so we shouldn't upset him too much i hope!!! anyway ill be off now x x love ya xxxx

Hello Sam & Leigh hope you are both well. Saw the comments about cats, dogs, elephants and Polar bears and I had to put everyone straight. A polar bear would win against an Elephant - fact! I can't really back this up other than Fozzie's comment below stating elephants are scared of mice, there was a documentary about it years ago, I think it was called Dumbo or something. Anyway cats are more intelligent than dogs, the evidence speaks for itself. Yes Mr Marytn, dogs can sit, lie down, and search for drugs, but are they allowed to take drugs......no, cats go out all night meet up and get high, why do you think they are always hungry........they've got the munchies! Dogs are shut in doors, not allowed out without their owners putting a lead around their neck. The fact is cats don't do all these things because they can't be bothered, I was talking to my cat only the other day about it actually, they lounge around all day sleeping, eating when they want, and they come and go as they please, now someone tell me that's not clever!!!

Yes a pride of lions would eliminate any sign of a polar bear... ha... jobs going great mate... got loads to do, people are great, working with a bunch of young and old ladies, not much male company but its still cool lots of english slang p*ss taking tho, as expected!!!!! companies website is www.printstopplus.co.nz. So how is the STAG party coming along, has Nicholls sorted it out yet or u just gonna stop in with a nice cup of tea next to the fire!!!! ha joke. Let us know what you are upto, never know... well speak soon bruv. Fozz

Well thats the response I expected nothing like a good debate!!

animals is spot on. Usual Facts: Try to get a cat to sit, lie down,let alone search for drugs and find people trapped under collapsed buildings etc etc!!!

Mr Foster, you know the facts speak for themselves. I'll ask you the usual question could a pride of Lions kill a polar Bear? you know why i'm asking that!!

Hehehe!!!

How's your new Job going mate?

your talking outta your botty

your comments dont count! sorry. cat is more clever and a polar bear wood kick ass. DOG EAT DOG...END OF!!! x

right ok.... well a dog is loads more clever than a cat, my dogs knows when i pretend to throw a stick so that theory is out of the window mate.....dogs are better animals anyhow. case closed. In terms of the elephant and polar bear theory, the whole mouse and elephant thing is a myth, it isn't real.... but i know that Polar Bear's are more agressive and have sharper teeth, but then elephants have their size and trunk on their side, so that one is pretty hard.....one on one? i'd say the elephant would win, but thinking about it, you'd never have a polar bear and elephant fighting as they both live in different parts of the world, so again your theory isn't reality

na luce.... to put it bluntly... WHO WOULD KICK ASS OUT OF A POLAR BEAR AND AN ELEPHANT? IF THEY WERE TO EVER MEET... bare in mind elephants are meant to be scard of mice, aye mr. nicholls!!!!! hahahaha
and the other one is WHO IS MORE INTELLIGENT; CAT OR DOG? bare in mind if you throw a pretend stick, the dog will still chase it!!!! ha... comments please... im sure mr.martyn will appreciate your comments!!!!
leigh